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I've had BBC News on in the background since 0800 this morning and 2 of the 3 'leaders' have been on . Very funny at the moment as Cleggy is giving it big licks live with 2 massive 'vote Labour' placards being waved by his head 😆 Dave has still to be on but I can honestly say there is not one out of the 3 I wouldn't like to see get a good kicking.
Is there anyone in the UK who you think would make a good President?
Simon Cowell of course.
That tall bloke from Dragons Den.
Branson
[edit] actually he lives on his own private island now doesn't he, so might not qualify.
Gok Wan.
David Attenborough in a coalition with Valentino Rossi
Stephen Fry - a much better proposition than any of the 3 stooges!
Uncle Vince
Tandem Jeremy of course! 🙂
To be honest I think we should abandon the whole democracy lark and hand over the contract for running the country to Tesco. They'd at least get the logistics thing sorted
It'd have to be a Billy Bragg/Ian Hislop/Dave Gorman alliance.
But in all honesty, no, no-one.
i think we should just get an AI to run the country assuming power wont corrupt a computer
A FACE YOU CAN TRUST
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ME! Obviously!
A committee of the editors of the national newspapers, let's see your faces, let's see how you'd do it, and let's see how you'd avoid failure.
Once they'd been taken to the scaffold, I'd go for the editors of weekly magazines! We might get somewhere with [i]New Scientist[/i] and [i]Economist [/i]but [i]Nuts [/i]and [i]Bella[/i] would let that coalition fail.
Thom Yorke, with a cabinet made up of David Attenborough (Education Secretary), Billy Bragg (Home Sec), Martin Bell (Parliamentary Reform Secretary, Robert Peston (chancellor), That Big(ish) world affairts reporter bloke off the BBC (Foreign Secretary), Me (Hanger On)
Roy Hodgson.....
Woody as your namesake Woody Guthrie said: "Lets have Christ for our President"
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[i]The only way we can ever beat
These crooked politician men
Is to run the money changers out of the temple
Put the Carpenter in[/i]
Barrack Obama
Name that film for me where the British Priminister sorts out problematic foreign affaif by saying 'right you and you shake hands, good that's that sorted' or words to that effect. Big british geezer always plays the thug with a heart.?
You know it makes sense
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Name that film for me where the British Priminister sorts out problematic foreign affaif by saying 'right you and you shake hands, good that's that sorted' or words to that effect. Big british geezer always plays the thug with a heart.?
Eat the Rich
no one, back to a feudal system, and sales of barbed wire and axes would rocket.
Kylie?
Louis Spence frpm Pineapple Dance studio
My mate Kevin's just retired, he's an all-round good bloke and now he's got some time on his hands.
Mark Cavendish- he's already doing the Churchill-style salutes, well almost! 😉
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Ghandi or Superman (Brain or Brawn you choose)
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Malcolm Tucker + 1
would be good for Anglo-US relations
(WARNING NSFW audio - VERY rude words)
Is there anyone in the UK who you think would make a good President?
An avid follower of politics then, President, don't you mean Prime Minister 😉
charlie the bike monger in a hung parliment with Brant richards ....
it might not be right - but things would get done 😉
Stephen fry + 1 🙂
One Mishun H Sugden would get my vote
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