[Closed] Is seven biscuits with your morning brew too much?

I've just had 5 hob-nobs, and there's still tea left.

But then again I am a fatty

Depends when your exercise session is and how long for. Oh.. this isn't the iDiet thread is it?

*sipping unsweetened black coffee without biscuits*

7 is the number of perfection

Sounds to me like your biscuit balance is out of whack. Ingest a bourbon and a couple of malted milks as a matter of urgency.

In response to my original OP - Seven biscuits is too much. I feel a bit sick.

I dunno.. but you've certainly inspired me to try harder.. I'm gonna put the kettle on.. 😀

Depends on if your dunking!
If you are, then some biscuit will be washed off into the bottom of the mug/cup. unless you spoon the bits out? 😛

seriously, more complex carbs is better.. bananas? 😀

unless you spoon the bits out?

😯

I haven't spooned the bits out in years.

seriously, more complex carbs is better.. bananas?

How many?

6 Amaretti biscuits with my coffee, and the bag is still within reach 😳

how many Amarettis left though?

[s]12[/s] [s]11[/s] 10 and the crumbs at the bottom

You feel sick after just 7 biscuits?

Amateur!

Some serious work needed to get you up to standard!

And you only gave me 1x gingernut and 1x shortie. You tight, greedy bastid.
Pff.

you need some chocolate ASAP to balnce things out and settle your poorly tummy

Not a good number IMO

Need more variety and could do with doubling that figure too

You've too much sweet stuff in your system. You need to balance it out with savoury.

Get yourself off to Greggs quickly. A pasty or 2 should see you reet

Last week I had 5 bits of cake in one day:
2 x brownie slices
1 x carrot cake
1 x chocolate cake
1 x coconut cake.

Yum.
yum.

DrP

entire packet of turkish delight tim-tams.

polished off an entire packet of dark chocolate digestives in 1hr 40mins

I can't have anything sweet with my coffee as it ruins the coffee for me.

No biscuits for me today, i am snacking on calamari. Now i'm sounding like i should be on the idave thread.

polished off an entire packet of dark chocolate digestives in 1hr 40mins

Thats a very poor effort IMO

Why are you wasting your time with biscuits?

This is mini-egg season and it's a free for all with 2 for 1 offers on 200g bags at the minute.

Get yourself off to Greggs quickly. A pasty or 2 should see you reet

Put it on a large buttered bap......sorted

The right amount of biscuits follows the n + 1 rule. Unless it's chocolate hob nobs and then all sense of reality gets warped.

derek_starship - Member
And you only gave me 1x gingernut and 1x shortie. You tight, greedy bastid.
Pff.

Don't tell big fibs. You had 2 shorties.

Wonders why STW is full of fatties....

The problem with Hob-Nobs is, they're thirsty buggers. You dunk one in your brew and you end up with an empty mug and a biscuit the size of a doughnut.

7 biscuits is fine. Your use of the word 'brew' is not.

(oh and 'Amarettis' is also appalling. Go and learn about plurals.)