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She went to make a cup of tea ages ago .No sign of her in the house now,but I found these wrappers in the bin.
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No clearly not as the wrappers appear full.
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Fasthaggis wife earlier
dunno, but my wife's having the au pair 🙁
my wife's having the au pair
Nice pear?
Try not to tear the au pair.
The eclair has been described as a cake long in shape, but short in duration, so even if she is she'll be home before essel's Mrs.
That's no eclair, that's a space station.
My wife is called Claire and I met her online, I call her my e-claire...
I have a cream horn she could get stuck into, would she be happy with that ?
I work with a colleague called Clare whom I often refer to as 'Chocolate E'
Turns out the wife wasn't/probably isn't having an affair (or an eclair) but she did have some bread & butter pudding when she finally came home. 8)