[Closed] is it wrong to.....

Looks like variant of the Edinburgh defence here to me.

OP used "behind me" in the original post, and didn't seem upset by what had happened. Either a troll or the OP did lock the gate. Not good either way...

Is the OP not getting his oats?

I'm definitely not getting mine but even I wouldn't be as 'funny' as to lock a couple getting it on in a forest...although I don't carry a Forestry key around with me so couldn't lock it anyway (might explain my lack of action!)...

You mean he actually works for the FC as well? Thos just gets worse and worse.