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We're all attention-whores on here. I feel so at home 😀
MrSmith - Memberhe craves attention and a fawning audience which STW gives him in abundance. he's gorging on this thread like a corpulent child in a sweet shop, feeding his narcissistic psychosis.
i still think he needs professional help.
LOL! I bet he is. 😆
He can take it hard ... he is a real man. Give it to him. Give it.
😆
I saw him eating a sandwich once in France, he was reading the paper, it was a broadsheet, maybe The Observer
it looked like a postage stamp next to his gargantuan jaw
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I also bought some forks off him; they were well priced and worked well
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end of story
I think a lot of the "bashing" is just people posting reasonable replies to his rather painfully contrived opinions. That is all. A well-known MTB industry type has started Twittering some of his more ludicrous comments, which I reckon could be seen as irresponsible if you took the view that he was likely to run off and slash his wrists, but I don't really see him as that sort of chap. 🙂
FFS whats happend??????
I once heard him described as a mongoloid George Michael which seemed about the best way of describing him at the time.
Nice enough bloke in real life but he says some down right stupid things on the Internet. Some are intelligently designed to provoke a response. Some are just stupidity.
As for a kicking on line. One reaps what one sows....
Hora is certainly Bespoke
I did get a 2 day ban for calling him a not C**k, I realise that was wrong, he is a nob jockey... 😀 (joking)
Just don't ever offer to hold onto concert tickets for him
I await a further ban
Tango man. Serious question, do you like AFI?
hora reminds me a lot of someone that's a really good friend of mine who speaks complete offensive rubbish sometimes but is a really good, well-meaning person despite that.
Its the internet. Its the only place I can act like I am a hardened pugilist 8)
binners, you and Paul riding this Sat? Iain's got a lift with me.
PS if he doesn't like it, we (everyone) should leave off, otherwise it's narsty.
He always seems genuinely surprised that his more, umm, 'obscure' experiences and points of view aren't shared by the rest of the stw community (or, indeed, the human race).
There's not many of us have our own hash tags on twitter and entry in wikipedia, though.
i remember that london street ride Jedi. you mate never work a helmet just a bennie hat. i think he was doing some "big" stuff. was his name prozac or some thing?
How I see it, the internet is for buying things and mucking about. Re: Twitter, I imagine they are 'normal' on the net but flounder in real life 😉
1111- the guy on the Evil Imperial?
i cant remember what he was on.
Prozac? Oh I couldnt help that 😆 🙄
He is a good guy in real life and an amusing aside on here. He is clearly an attention whore but in a good way like other vocal members on here STW would be a poorer place without him
Define 'hora bashing'. As a new parent I wont be getting enjoying my conjugal rights. Please feel free to offer me a 'bash'.
I've gone from hating him to tolerating him and now I quite actually like him, he takes everything that is given to him without reacting like a total twit, he's an attention whore alright but I'm sure he would admit to that and yes he is probably loving this thread (it is interesting and not surprising to see that certain people have tried to turn this thread onto themselves).
One question still baffles me though, how the heck does someone like Hora survive in the recruitment industry?
KINGTUT, when are we going swimming?
(it is interesting and not surprising to see that certain people have tried to turn this thread onto themselves).
Yes, I noticed that too...the usual suspects. "All About ME!!!"
Hoorah for Hora? I based my recent bike purchase decision partly on his advice and I'm v pleased with the steed... anyway what are internet forums for if not to be a bit silly and controversial?
he hands out leaflets i think.how the heck does someone like Hora survive in the recruitment industry?
TBH i have heard he is very good at his job.
i have had many a drunken night down our local with hora and a few other mates, and every time hora would make us laugh at some thing he has done, said or seen that week/day/hour. I dont like it when people who don't know him (other than on the forum) take the p1ss just to look cool.
Hora bashing is the internet version of spanking ones monkey over streaming videos of 'real amateur couples'
we know it's not really real
we know it's wrong in the eyes of god
but everybody does it
I've never met the fellow but prefer to follow Binners proposition that he is a government sponsored internet myth. He's even on my facebook.
He gets it easy on here compared to the old days of chocolatefoot.
KINGTUT, when are we going swimming?
Anytime Hora, although it's not always naked nubile Eastern Europeans though last night it was mainly hairy bears.
The best thing about Hora is that (by his own admission) he has no filter whatsoever between what goes on his his deseased mind and what comes out of his mouth.
I have on many occassions sat agast in the pub as he comes out with the most randomly innapropriate and offensive comments. Normally to anyone female.
And Hora - yes I am riding Saturday. Where we going? And you best turn up cos you owe me money. I haven't forgotten and I know you've been avoiding me. This ridiculous 'I've just had a baby' ruse isn't fooling anyone!
. binners - we're doing a 20 mile peaks epic.
I think its called no 'inner-monologue'.
20 miles? That'll take Hora all weekend! I'm in!
Hora - would you ilke to ragale the good people of STW as to exactly WHY you owe me money. Or shall I do the honours?
Just to confirm some peoples suspicions that you are in fact a complete idiot? 🙂
his ebay/classifieds antics are legendary.
this one made me chuckle:
"deadbeat. do not deal with. avoid this ebayer"
I find Hora a thoroughly honest, down to earth, patient and funny human being.
This thread is going gay Pook 😯
binners. My old car ate it 🙄
£40 is waiting for you on Sat. hora junior will go hungry 🙁
you love it big boy.
as hora jnr is a week old, i dread to think where you are getting that £40 from.
"deadbeat. do not deal with. avoid this ebayer"
http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=markhoracek&ftab=AllFeedback
Are you the sort of person that lives in the past? I bet you wear tank tops with brillcream in your hair. 😉
Hair?
I clearly don't read much of Hora's stuff on here. I didn't realise he had such a reputation.
Met him. Good Guy. End of.
(and "Yay!" for the little 'un Hora)
I feel the need to tell this story anyway, as this sums up the man in a nutshell
About 6 months ago myself and the Enigma (as I think we should all start calling him from now) went out for a Saturday morning blat round Rivi. The usual Belmont/ice cream run frivolity.
It started raining towards the end of the ride so waterproofs were donned and we finished quite soggy. Got changed, chucked mucky wet gear in the back of his car and went for a pint.
On getting home I realise I've left my wet jacket in the back of his car.
So I ask him to bring my jacket the next time we're out. The next time we're out he forgets it.
So I ask him to bring my jacket the next time we're out. The next time we're out he forgets it.
So I ask him to bring my jacket the next time we're out. The next time we're out he forgets it.
So I ask him to bring my jacket the next time we're out. The next time we're out he forgets it.
So I ask him to bring my jacket the next time we're out. The next time we're out he forgets it.
So I ask him to bring my jacket the next time we're out. The next time we're out he forgets it.
So I ask him to bring my jacket the next time we're out. The next time we're out he forgets it.
You get the picture. He then changes his story and tells me he hasn't got it, and never had it. At this point it becomes apparent all is not well.
After much pressing on the issue (and threats of violence) he finally fesses up.
When he got back from the ride, he'd taken both our wet gear and put it where? In the washing machine perhaps? Of course not. He put the soaking-wet-through gear in the boot of the old car thats rusting on his drive, council-estate-stylee.
He then leaves said soggy gear for about 4 months. Of course, when he finally remembers its there (after repeated reminders from me) its got more mildew than a scout camp, and is transferred directly to the bin.
So he owes me a jacket. He's actually ended up owing me half a jacket as I take some responsibilty for being stupid enough to leave it with him. But I may have to kick him in the plums on general principle
come on binners whats the 40 notes for 🙂
hora is a thoroughly nice chap, howies should knock out some "I know hora" t-shirts, I bet prople would buy them despite not having a clue what they are about.
Has Hora junior got a name yet BTW mate?
Your Prossie curtains turned the car mouldy!
Felix.
I don't like Hora. He broke my car.
Christine? Christine is evil, shes like Herbbie the Beetle but made of Ford electronics 😆
that's no need to hurt her.