[Closed] Intimate Waxing

And you think I'm weird!!!

Yup

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Bravo!! 🙂

wwaswas - Member
This thread is useless without pics...

Well, if you want the Mods to tear you off a strip go ahead.

The OP's Wife is Cougar and I claim my £5...

(Aside, there's an area at work we refer to as the perineum, as it's between the front doors and the back doors.)

The area of Nando's between the front and back door is called the Peri-peri-neum!

The OP's Wife is Cougar and I claim my £5...

[quote=rOcKeTdOg ] dry ballsack stretched tightly round your fist
I used to get invited to those sort of parties
Guitar hero is that you in the seminal "joy of sex" pictoral manual from the 70s?

I did not exist in the 70s

U'd be a hero

Last turkey in the shop?
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I expected the turkey-skin effect, but you don't get it at all - just smooth skin that doesn't look like it's ever had hair...

Now, obviously, I'm judging it on a very small sample area, but I would imagine it would be far more comfortable for riding... Bikes of course...

The OP's Wife is Cougar and I claim my £5...

I feel dirty.

Wait - that didn't come out right.

All this waxing or shaving your nads is just a short term fashion. It's hair today and none tomorrow.

Well, you’ve amused me for the afternoon 😆

Believe me, though, waxing is definitely not the most painful way to remove hair. Epilation is way, way, way worse. Down there? Ouchy ouch...

Rachel

Epilation

I have just had to google. I am kind of wishing I hadn't. 😕

[i] Epilation is way, way, way worse[/i]

yeah, pull the other ones.

It’s not quite as daunting as laser, where the beautician has to wear what looks like welding goggles whilst blasting away with something akin to Goldfinger’s cruel instrument of torture...

Rachel

ransos - Member

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

Well you really did help a really tedious safety conference call with the US go quickly, lord knows what I was thinking reading that lot in a meeting 😮

Sugaring less painful

Magic Powder is the best for male "grooming"

So am I the only one on here never to have indulged in "male grooming"?

Are you a Rastafarian?

anyone got any advice for trimming the bum beard?

Performing squats over a lit candle is particularly effective.... you also get the added benefit of the best thigh workout you'll ever have!

So am I the only one on here never to have indulged in "male grooming"?

Unless nasal and ear hair counts, then no. I don't even know what I've been reading. I shave my head because baldness and recently cut my beard off (which I've regretted since), but anything else just, why? 😯

Never heard of magic powder - any actual experience?

Amazon - get the red
Easier than shaving.

Never heard of magic powder - any actual experience?

Popular in Columbia I believe.

That review above is the funniest thing I have read in a long time

That red powder appears to be the same as Veet.

Specifically designed for male hair removal to avoid spots and ingrowing hairs.
Originally for African hair types but extensively used for pubic too and far more effective than veet

anything else just, why?

Because otherwise you can't see the wood for the forest?

Why do you want to look like prepubescent children?

Why would you want to snog Davy Crocket's hat?

Because otherwise you can't see the wood for the forest?

A giant red wood will always stand out from the rest of the forest.

council - because thats what adults look like? I don't fancy prepubescent children and this fad for removing pubes is exactly that - its about power and making women both subservient and childlike . its a fashion fad and an unhealthy one driven by american porn

A friend in his mid 40's who had previously been in a relationship for 20+ years is now in the market again. Having carried out some careful and extensive scientific research he reports a seismic change in what one might find beneath sheets (and what is expected of you in the nadger department) if one is to make the acquaintance of someone below about the age of 34/35 and someone older. Hirsute is just not a thing with the young'uns and the oldies rarely go beyond or expect more than a bit of a tidy up and indeed laugh at any more. If his experience is anything to go by it's a generational thing.

I've been waxed, she didn't do the nads as she said it was seriously painful, but the rest was fine. Get a professional on the case, not your missus. Good luck.

Following CFH's lead I wax my moustache. Arguably much smoother than shaving but until the swelling dies down it makes it quite sore to whistle.

My nose does indeed look much bigger as a result though.

I've been waxed, she didn't do the nads as she said it was seriously painful, but the rest was fine

It's bloody weird to me and just doesn't compute. Guess I'm old fashioned. I also think men shouldn't have their nails done or use sunbeds though. I also find being completely clean shaven to be odd too. Hang on, I'm the weird one 😯

That must be about the most amusing look of all. Bald as a coot around the whole area and a pair of massive hairy bollox right in the middle of the show.

Not so much Brazilian as Amish.

its about power and making women both subservient and childlike

Except the OP is a man, removing hair at the request of his wife? 😕

Personally I don't think it's got anything to do with subservience, any more than shaving armpits or beards has. Just preference and fashion really.

My nuts look like Gandalf, (and occasionally bellow 'You shall not pass!') So they have to be kept in check with some judicious trimming, no razor or wax though

Why do you want to look like prepubescent children?

To provide a nice canvas for a tattoo?

You're tattooing your arse and balls 😯

Personally I don't think it's got anything to do with subservience

It's all due to the hegemony of the cis-centric patrimony jackboot treading down on the underclass, maaaaaan!

(Or, just maybe, it's more fun when everything's neat and tidy in the fun department! Doesn't need to all go, just around the business district. 😈 )

Could I just add that a arse waxing would abate a clagnut issue. That's got to be a win in the bedroom. I can see how Mrs C would enjoy that.

And presumably young rugby players have no idea what they are singing about when they start the The Mayors Daughter song (And the hairs on her dicky di do hang down to her knees.....etc).