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...I have hidden a remote controlled fart machine within the ceiling of the office opposite mine 🙂
It is now nearly lunchtime and they are completely baffled.
...Mrs Stoner berated me this morning for Trumping in my sleep so violently she woke and had to go downstairs for a while to let the air clear.
I took it as a sign of foreboding.
President Fart.
😀
How will his barnet cope with the wind from this?
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...I have hidden a remote controlled fart machine within the ceiling of the office opposite mineIt is now nearly lunchtime and they are completely baffled.
When The Donald urged people to "Drain the Swamp" I don't think this is what he had in mind.
Any excuse will do!
The Brown Commander
Have you taken posession of the nuclear chode?
If yesterday's 'fallout' (literally, old shoes, loft, suits you) was anything to go by, the apocalyptic arsenal will be armed before too long.
My kids are filled with unbridled glee that the US is now run by President Fart... Which I think is exactly the right perspective to take on all this nonsense 🙂
As is happens ... It's one of those days today, where I've been farting sooooo much that my office chair reeks
As you were
June FD (6) this morning said "is he the one with the gun" 😯
What will he fly around in though? The official plane is obviously Airforce one, but his own plane is apparently called Trumpforce one!
So, trumps wife's first name is 'Ivana'...as in "I wanna trump"
"Go on then, we'll blame Donald"
It was just as bad when he was the Mayor of TRUMPton
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Correction. It's his daughter that's called Ivanka trump.
Wonder if she's related to pron starlet 'ivanka bigun'?
his former wife was Ivana
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Will Washington now become Trumpton DT?