Is yours really hot bikebouy?
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To the OP, it might sound silly but have you checked for rodents, maybe mice gnawing through a cable or something? Mine once encountered a rabbit and then wouldn't connect to my dongle for weeks.
Have you just tried having a bigger aerial fitted??
I would recomend going to the newer 802.11 N type Wife as with older models I found it impossible to find the G spot.
Unfortunately I eventually had to sever the connection on my wife signal after struggling with a difficult period of erratic reception, eventually diagnosed as a bi-polar malfunction.
Since then I've had the opportunity to demo several different models, with varying degrees of user satisfaction. I've also discovered several online providers, but have learned to become wary of the image, date of manufacture and accompanying technical data as often one, all, or a combination bear little resemblance to the actual component.
been away for a few days, and amazed the op hasnt sorted his wife out yet.
Meh, if she is still receiving spaff oops ahem SPAM there ain't much wrong. Try forcing a lower port with an unexpected upload. The tighter bandwidth should restore communication.
Could you borrow another wife unit to see if the signal is better?
I'm sure if one of us lives close enough we would lend you ours, particularly if it coming close to the monthly usage allowance?
been away for a few days, and amazed the op hasnt sorted his wife out yet.
I noticed on another thread that he's also having trouble with his wireless router. Talk about a run of bad luck.
Have you checked the AC/DC adaptor is up to capacity? I have found that a lack of juice can be quite disruptive to achieving a smooth wife interface.
I think this is an upgrade problem: I suspect the OP upgraded his version of GirlFriend to GirlFriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate and Stay Resident version of GirlFriend. He then discovered that GirlFriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiancee 1.0. But soon after that, he had to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which is as well all know a "huge resource hog". Hence the OPs problems its a resource allocation issue. It has has now taken up all of his bandwidth, so he can't run anything else. One of the primary reasons that he upgraded to Wife 1.0 is that it came bundled with FreeSexPlus 1.0.
Well it turns out that the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0 often prohibits access to FreeSexPlus, particularly the new
Plug-Ins he wanted to try, again all those suggestions to try different ports may be causing the problem. On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up system before he can do anything.
Wife 1.0 came bundled with MotherInLaw 1.0 which has an automatic pop-up feature that he can't turn off. Some of you have suugested variations of installing Mistress 1.0, but if you try to run it without first uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.0 won't install anyway due to insufficient resources.
Oh it seems that five pages later my missing 'i' is still causing hilarity making this by several leagues my most successful STW post ever!
keppoch - Member
Oh it seems that five pages later my missing 'i' is still causing hilarity making this by several leagues my most successful STW post ever!
Well done,I think eveyone's enjoyed themselves.
Did you manage to get your problems sorted? 😉
it seems that five pages later my missing 'i' is still causing hilarity
Have you had any success with your wife during this time?
Try garnering a positive response by stimulating the rear port and the front port simultaneously.
Success is measured by increased noise levels and upload speed.
IGMC.
Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Most enjoyable. A mazillion times more entertaining than any of that Picolax guff.
Deadslow wins
