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(with apologies to the Fast Show)

... we use re-usable nappies AND baby wipes...


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:10 pm
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****ing hippy!

😉


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:10 pm
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and can differentiate between 30009 different espresso cremas...


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:11 pm
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Im vegetarian and my trousers are not shiny.


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:11 pm
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we did that with our second - we ended up with some wierd tea bags and bunging the 'baby wipes' in a tupperware box with the 'tea'.

very effective, iirc.


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:12 pm
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I have 2 types of capers in my cupboard.


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:12 pm
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...I vocally and frequently claim to be working class


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:12 pm
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my road bikes have Campagnolo


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:12 pm
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I am vegan I used disposable nappies and wipes and I set up a fair trade stall recylcing and selling organic ones locally 😳

Its all ****ing true as well


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:13 pm
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I shop locally and only buy organic.


 
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... I vocally and frequently claim to be working class.

You edited yours?? Or maybe I'm going mad.


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:13 pm
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............ my butler never complains about living in the shed


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:14 pm
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Me and my chum Henry once went in an Aldi supermarket!


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:16 pm
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I pay double price for my vegetables because they've not been washed


 
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... I vocally and frequently claim to be working class.

You edited yours??

?


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:16 pm
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my sons have pain au chocolate for breakfast every Friday


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:18 pm
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You bothered to post this stupid thread.


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:18 pm
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I've got a job where I can post to a biking forum when I'm supposed to be working.


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:19 pm
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Im having a disaster of a day, The valeter hasn't finished cleaning my Prius and I really need to get to the violin shop before it closes. On on top of all that, this latte is too watery
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Posted : 09/11/2011 5:21 pm
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...I shave with a niche razor that I picked up at a flea market for £100. It was a bargain. It's where I buy all my things.


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:22 pm
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I take my fish and chips home (not cod nat.) and put balsamic vinegar on them.


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:27 pm
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I ride a fixie


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:28 pm
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I'm debating spending 4 figures on a push bike.
I work in management and my other half is a teacher.
I once tweaked my knee bending down to pick up some smoked salmon in Waitrose.
I own more than 1 watch and more than 1 suit.


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:29 pm
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[i]I'm debating spending 4 figures on a push bike.
I work in management and my other half is a teacher.
I once tweaked my knee bending down to pick up some smoked salmon in Waitrose.
I own more than 1 watch and more than 1 suit.[/i]

you're me aren't you?


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:30 pm
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I bet you eat them off a plate too, Leku


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:31 pm
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I don't have a television and can't recognise any celebrities.


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:31 pm
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we dont have curtains we have plantation shutters 😳


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:32 pm
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We have a nanny, a cleaner & a gardener.

Its like downton ****in abbey round mine

plus I throw my pants away if I follow through


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:32 pm
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I have zero interests in Class I just judge the person that stands before me


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:33 pm
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...I get offended on your behalf


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:34 pm
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plus I throw my pants away if I follow through

Yossarian wins!


 
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I pay double price for my vegetables because they've not been washed

8)


 
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I like wool pants and wool socks.


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:35 pm
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cos I say claaaaass and baaaath and laaaaaugh with a long A sound not that nasty little plebeian short A sound


 
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cos I say claaaaass and baaaath and laaaaaugh with a long A sound not that nasty little plebeian short A sound

oh. In that case I'm not very middle class at all. Bath is very much Baff to me although I'm trying to pronounce my "T"s better. My mates have noticed and are starting to take the piss.


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:42 pm
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I get out the bath to take a dump.


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:44 pm
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I disguise my material poverty as bohemianism.


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:44 pm
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[i]claaaaass and baaaath and laaaaaugh[/i]

most people daaarn saaarf say long vowel sounds though?


 
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claaaaass and baaaath and laaaaaugh

Yep, plenty of West Country bumpkins have jumped up a class or two... and all Northerners and Scottish folk are scum... this is not very TeeJ at all. I'm disappointed in you.


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:46 pm
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I'm debating spending 4 figures on a push bike.
I work in management and my other half is a teacher.
I once tweaked my knee bending down to pick up some smoked salmon in Waitrose.
I own more than 1 watch and more than 1 suit.

you're me aren't you?

Impossible, he's me


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:49 pm
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wwaswas, warton, I fear I may be the definition of the STW middle class.


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:56 pm
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does the fact that my wife will be a deputy head from the start of next term make me more or less 'stw middle class'?


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:57 pm
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I use "yah" instead of "yes"..
Actually I don't, when I was at uni in Edinburgh I used to hate the "yahs"!


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 5:58 pm
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wwaswas, more, without doubt, a move into upper management is a very middle class goal. My other half is the head of science at a primary, it was a proud moment when that was announced.

I'm also a season ticket holder at a rugby club if that helps reinforce my position.


 
Posted : 09/11/2011 6:30 pm
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when I was at uni in Edinburgh

winner!


 
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