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Lucky bastard class with lottery winners?
I think the most middle class thing I ever did was go on a skiing holiday with Club Mark Warner and going out on the slopes with 3 barristers (not baristas). It's been downhill ever since.
I'm having a pint and a fag while I cook the kids chicken nuggets and mash..
I'll go and sit on the naughty step 😳
Not me but a friend wondering where the maid had put her daughters clean PE kit
[quote=withersea ]Would anyone care for a glass of vitaminwater?
I'll have two, thanks.
[quote=mrsfry ]So does my snake (whos big belly is keeping my fingers warm as i type*)
Plays a musical instrument?
I have an islabike track tandem.
I like buying cheese from the dairy it was made in.
I have a 10 year old Ford Focus with the corners knocked off.
I don't have my shoes made for me.
I have a weekly bus pass and spend more money than i make 🙂
I just had chickpea curry for dinner
[I]aracer - Member
Just realised I've not put in my own entry:
We have croissants for breakfast on Sunday
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Nice try... But, it's what you have in/on your croissants, what you drink at the time, the paper you're reading and the radio station you're listening to while scoffing croissants that's crucial to being [I]real[/I] middle class!
So, I'll out win all of you now.....
Has Library card and attends regularly!
8)
People do something other than taking their early morning ride of choice, then listen to the Archers/D.I.D on a Sunday?
The poor, poor, bastards.
[I]Rusty Spanner - Member
The poor, poor, bastards.
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Nobody said being middle class and out classing your [s]enemies[/s] neighbours was easy.
😉
I just arranged a breakfast get together morning with a couple we are friends with.after i am taking the lexus to pick up my santa cruz that was in for a service and dropping the shan off. Oh and wine man was on the phone trying to arrange a tasting of thier new reds.
The master is certainly not middle class. I - his gentlemens - gentleman, post on the masters behalf.
People do something other than taking their early morning ride of choice, then listen to the Archers/D.I.D on a Sunday?
The poor, poor, bastards.
The routine here is eggs for breakfast whilst listening to Radio3. Private Passions if it looks like being a good one.
I can play a musical instrument (one you find in an orchestra)
Oh well if that's all it takes, I'm in.
I live in Harrogate
I shop in waitrose and am constantly frustrated as they always run out of a particular sushi roll that I like, before I get there.
I have 3 Santa Cruz mountain bikes
I have a BtL property
I'm currently agonising over which business class seat to book for my holidays.
I'm an Apple fanboi
When working in Stockport, I lamented the lack of nice delicatessens to get lunch from.
[I]tomhoward - Member
I'm an Apple fanboi
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The need to be middle class is strong with this one.
I smoke pipes does that make me middle class? 😛
You're in a class of one.
Crack or whisky flake?
Crack or whisky flake?
Both
My son's school have just built a short-game golf course...
I'm struggling to fit in a trip to Paris for a weekend to see Mrs Gastro, a trip to Palma to eat steak in one of our favourite little restaurants and a week in New York (including catching up with friends from uni).
1st world problems!
I dont really know (if there is such a thing anymore) what class im in.
My son's school have just built a short-game golf course...
Frightful, Montessori Nursery was a necessity, but home education after that, only way the little darlings can get a truly rounded upbringing ...
I once asked a question on GQT
I once asked a question on GQT
Was it about pampas grass?
Saw a bloke riding a surley fatbike into the FT offices this morning!!
At least the mud looked authentic not spray on!!
I bake (by hand, of course, not machine) all the bread our family eats and have done for over a decade and I recently switched from my long-time organic flour supplier to a different one because he's more local to me, produces on a slightly smaller scale and the flour he produces is even less refined than the previous one. I wrote an apologetic letter to the previous supplier explaining the switch because they're good guys and I don't want to hurt their feelings.
But other than that, I'm all about wearing enormous replica football shirts in airports.
My local does not have a dartboard. It does have a cricket pitch. And a huge open fireplace.