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tomorrow night.
Will it be funnier if I shave my legs or not?
I do quite fancy the experiment anyway.
How far up do you shave? boxers?
It most certainly [i]will[/i] be funnier if you shave your legs..
However it will be [i]funniest[/i] if you lop off your meat and two veg with a bread knife..
Shave?
You want to get your Mrs to help you wax right up to your white bits... it's not for pussies that's for sure.
Are you wearing tights or stockings?
I have the strangest...
I'm not wearing anything DD.
However it will be funniest if you lop off your meat and two veg with a bread knife
I think you have to tuck it between your legs
it's not for pussies that's for sure
Um, there are nicer when well kept though.
Hairy shorts is the way forward.
I'm going to a fancy dress birthday party at a gay pub next month. One will be sporting bib shorts and nowt else.
I'm not wearing anything DD.
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So this camping trip... big or little spoon?
Probably not wearing tights. I think the missus's ones will be a bit short. Shes 5' 3" and I'm 6'3". I'll look like a poorly executed MC hammer.
Best to wear some undies though probably.
This thread is no good without pix. I need a good laugh!