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I want to be offended, but I'm laughing too hard
Did a little bit of [[b]Enough! Stop it now. The Mods[/b]]
I can only assume the mods have passed out from laughing so havent closed this down yet,
Someone needs to soon mind because my ribs are starting to ach
😆The open, closey thing,
F - Why that's a large organ you have there......
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M - Yes, but I didn't realise I was playing in a cathedral
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......Old joke, I'll get my coat
Nobody has mentioned clowns pockets yet?
Standards are slipping!
Nobody has mentioned clowns pockets yet?
Standards are slipping!
I'd check again if I were you...
Standards are slipping!
...and yet some things remain the same.
Waving a stick in the [s]Albert Hall[/s] Mersey Tunnel
Is the way I know it.
"I met a cowboy wandering around in there. He said he was looking for his horse."
Worst "I've got a tiny cock" post evarrr.
baps like spaniels ears and a fan.e like a welly top springs to mind 😀
maybe the nurse stuck the thingy up the wrong orifice.
maybe the nurse stuck the thingy up the wrong orifice.
That's a blokes smear test that! Checking for skid marks at the end of a good days farting!
I can pretty much handle medical examinations from either sex - it's a job and they've seen many (worse) before.
However, had to laugh when my wife was in labour and midwifes changed shift - enter her old school friend (female) to administer internal examination.
I wasn't allowed to watch 🙁
When my wife had our first, we had so many shift changes, student doctors, etc., there was practically a queue out of the door for people waiting to examine her. Hands up anyone that wants a go - literally.
...Ooooh dear. Nice with breakfast 🙂
I dunno man, if she wasn't offended, I don't see the harm. And if you're online identity isn't join-the-dottable to her[or your] real one then you're probably in the clear, IMHO.
I laughed*
Cheers,
SammyF
*But then I giggled for 15 minutes non-stop in a lecture** on Monday for no reason at all so hard my face went red, eyes too. I had tears rolling down my cheeks and developed a headache that lasted for a day and a half. So what do I know?
**Six Sigma for Business Excellence - I know, right?
London one is chucking a sausage down Oxford Street.Or indeed like a sausage in a welly
Or a wizard's sleeve?I'd best stop there...
The Essex one I heard was "like chucking a tic tac down the Dartford Tunnel"
Should we have a "Other halfs fanny/winky" thread?
Should we have a "Other halfs fanny/winky" thread?
Can I propose "That's not a fanjo, it's a fanj-ooh!" as the thread title, please?