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What would you be and why?
Got asked this question at a wine training course last week. My answer was 'Beefeater 24, fever tree tonic, 2 wedges of lime and plenty of ice, because I like nice things without being pretentious.' Only to be told that I was clearly pretentious.
The best answer was 'Pint of Amstel top - because I know what I like and don't care what people think.'
I was going to say g&t, ice and lemon too. Traditional, dependable, you know what you're getting and can rely on it. But if you want I can surprise you if you go just a bit beneath the surface (I can be 'vanilla' gordons with schweppes if you want, but I don't have to be). But mess me about and I can be quite sour and leave you with a thumping headache.
A glass of water as this course is making me dull.
On here: tap water. Fairly tasteless, clear and sterile.
Bitter.
Black sheep
Jizz
Whiskey Sour 😀
Drunk.
An illicit North Welsh Poitin
Fursty Ferret.
Coke. Sugary rubbish, that's me 🙂
Um Bongo.
Snowball
A real ale. If not looked after I can be an unpalatable experience.
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Black coffee - bitter, a little unpleasant but mildly stimulating. 😉
Caffeine free Diet Coke.
Like normal Coke, but with all the joy and useful stuff sucked out of it.