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Fred Boycott
Mr Blobby.
Ronnie kray
Borris Johnson
Sir Paul McCartney
or
Sir Elton John
or
Sir Bob Geldof
I would vote for Sir Elton John as he has more guts 😀
Benedict Cumberbatch
If Imran Khan can run ****stan
Then Jay Kay can run the UK.

No one. Mob rule.
Gazza.
Chris Akabusi

Orrrrwight!
Awooga!!!
Another vote for Akabusi
Freddie Flintoff.

Ronnie kray
Ronnie Pickering
Awooga!!!
John Fashanu, no?
Geraint Thomas
Gary Lineker
Mary Berry
Basil Brush
Boom! Boom!
if Basil runs things he’ll need help from

I'd vote for Akabusi!
Isnt Arsene Wenger looking for a job still?
Joe Cocker
Dunno how Joe Cocker's gonna run the country from the cemetery...
Brian Blessed! .. BREXIT'S ALIVE!
Can't believe David Beckham isn't top of the list.
Dunno how Joe Cocker’s gonna run the country from the cemetery…
What do do you mean?
Another vote for Akabusi
Renowned for responding to just about any situation with manic laughter, creating the impression* that he hasn't got a clue what's going on or what to do about it.
He'll fit right in.
* unfairly, I believe he is actually a very successful motivator
Chris Eubank, you'd never know if he was being serious or not and PM questions could get interesting if he took offence at something.
Ronnie Pickering
Who??
Timmy Mallet.
If Imran Khan can run ****stan
Then Jay Kay can run the UK.
Much as I hate the **** in a hat I like that enough that I'd vote for him 🙂
Bob the builder, apparently he can fix it.
His ex brother in law Zac Goldsmith?
If only Dibnah was still around, he would have it sorted.
Brian Blessed! .. BREXIT’S ALIVE!
I’d vote for Blessed
how do you know Imran Khan can run ****stan?
Do they have to be British?
If not, then the answer is obvious...

Andrea Belotti to run Lanzarote?
how do you know Imran Khan can run ****stan?
Good question, I don't think the fact that it rhymes is any indicator of success otherwise;
"Theresa May can run the UK" would have worked out a bit better than it is.
Holly Vallance to run France
Kerry Katona to run Iceland
Theresa May, but she didn’t.
Nicola Sturgeon is the answer but you’re not getting her.
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Nicola Sturgeon is the answer but you’re not getting her.
Missus Nanny state? Nah.
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Brian Blessed as PM with Timmy Mallet as Chancellor. ✌️😍
Nicola Sturgeon is the answer but you’re not getting her.
Can we have Wee Jimmy Krankie?
We should have made David Attenborough Prime Minister for life about 30 years ago.
Chris Boardman