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Sounds like the twonk at my work who when he hears we're having a team night out (the boss comes and sticks his hand in his pocket the whole night) invites any woman with a pulse who walks past the team because the smelly old fart thinks he's a player, but doesn't tell anyone in the team so they get ditched when we go to whatever eatery we've got a table booked at.
Last time it happened the young lass from finance wore a short skirt and he spent about £100 on cocktails for her, clever girl
Tell you what, you lot go off on your entirely homoerotic boys weekend, and I'll take the girls. Sorted.
Message girls on FB expalining the situation and see if they fancy declining the invite?
Massage girls on FB, explain the situation and see if they fancy the invite?
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what would you do as guys that you can't do in front of your wife/friends ladymates?
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This is easy. All the lads less the idiot pulls out. Don't tell the idiot. Arrange alternative trip elsewhere.
Idiot and grilies book trip and he goes away with the 2 chicks, alone.
Lads get to indulge without fear of prying eyes, hopefully idiot gets some action with one or both. 😀
Result.
Instead of going with , rather take your wife somewhere nice for the weekend. 💡
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Maybe I'm a boring old fart but I just don't get the "lads" weekends away to big foreign cities. Going away for climbing, caving, skiing, rugby, mountainbiking ... fine. But what is there for a bunch of blokes to do in a foreign city apart from drink too much, eat too much, have a bad trip and get ripped off in some night club before an admittedly better-value-for-money 40e massage with "erotic ending". Then wake up with a king-size hangover, worrying about what you might have caught to find nothing left in your wallet (assuming you still have it).
I was about to suggest the obvious, then I remembered he's got a terminal dis.... I mean much loved partner
I just don't get the "lads" weekends away to big foreign cities
My experience of stag do's and the like is that the group's bark is always worse than its bite.
There's always one or two nobbers who are friends-of-friends you've never met before. They're the ones going "kinell lads hey, what goes on tour stays on tour!" before they've got on the plane. They're the ones who seek out "English bars" and get half their meals from McD's.
Two days in and they're on Stella with breakfast, arseholed by early afternoon, and by evening they're tactical vomiting to make space for more ale. They're the ones the locals see coming and go "hey, try our local drink" which is some dusty bottle containing lurid-coloured spirit at about 90% ABV.
Fortunately, this means they spend a lot of time incapacitated. Which means the the rest of the group, usually the majority, can spend the daytime actually exploring and having a real holiday before having to serve your daily dose of broken idiot tolerance in the evening again.
By the end, you've done a bit of sightseeing, had a few drinks with mates, and watched a couple of guys you don't actually know reinforce to the British stereotype overseas.
I think where I'm going with this is, bragging generally comes to naught; and it can be fun, but you need to pick your group carefully. I like a beer as much as the next drunkard, but if that's [i]all you do[/i] then you might as well stay at home and do it.
Tom B - Member
See now I thought that all of this groom snorting coke from a hookers foo foo were urban myths!!!
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Not when you visit the Bagdhad Club 😮
Maybe I'm a boring old fart but I just don't get the "lads" weekends away to big foreign cities. Going away for climbing, caving, skiing, rugby, mountainbiking ... fine. But what is there for a bunch of blokes to do in a foreign city apart from drink too much, eat too much, have a bad trip and get ripped off in some night club before an admittedly better-value-for-money 40e massage with "erotic ending". Then wake up with a king-size hangover, worrying about what you might have caught to find nothing left in your wallet (assuming you still have it).
I recently went for a lads weekend to Brugge - had coffee by the canals, visited the Christmas Market, had a couple of beers, bought chocolate for my wife n kids. Had a great time.
Edukator - Member
Maybe I'm a boring old fart but I just don't get the "lads" weekends away to big foreign cities. Going away for climbing, caving, skiing, rugby, mountainbiking ... fine. But what is there for a bunch of blokes to do in a foreign city apart from drink too much, eat too much, have a bad trip and get ripped off in some night club before an admittedly better-value-for-money 40e massage with "erotic ending". Then wake up with a king-size hangover, worrying about what you might have caught to find nothing left in your wallet (assuming you still have it).
This say more about your mates than you?
Feel for you OP, simply not cricket, every group has a douche
Show the girls this thread 😯