[Closed] I used to own a sevice station.

Carnation milk....white poo...? Aren't you confusing Carnation with condensed? Condensed is good for fudge - perhaps Gary used it?

I wrote about having smelly wee on a mountain bike forum.
No one cared.

On the canal boat holiday with my friends, we were hungry hungover and skint. We made an omelet using a blob of prop shaft grease because we didn't have cooking oil. it tasted revolting and we were still hungry.

Years ago, I had a Volvo estate. One night, going to fill up with 4* I turned into the forecourt only to realise they'd moved the curb a little. Phew! Luckily I missed it and was able to fill up without any more drama.

I once had a Volvo 440 GLT - fabulous car.

I'm having scrambled eggs for breakfast.

I have scrambled eggs every morning.

Except when I don't.

5* dufus.

I lost a stare out with the cat by typing this.

I'm fitting a washing machine that claims to be 65cm deep but is actually 74cm deep. It's touch and go if it will fit and still allow the adjacent cupboard door to open. Will be sure to update the thread with the outcome.

Whilst filling up at a petrol station with a lovely drop of 2 star, on the A303 if I remember correctly, a biker with pillion pulled up at the next pump but the rider forgot to put his feet down as they pulled to stop. Oh how we chuckled as over they both went.

Onzadog - I say "pump number (insert pump number here)" aswell.

My cats have just come in as it's obviously to windy for them.

Marley is in her Superstar wheel box in the cupboard under the stairs (we don't keep her there, it's her favourite quiet spot)

Buddy will be on the leather recliner upstairs that I sit on to play the X Box.

zippykona - Member
I wrote about having smelly wee on a mountain bike forum.
No one cared.
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I once purchased a milkshake at a petrol station, on getting back to the car I placed it on the roof to get my keys from my pocket. As I was about to set off I noticed the lady behind the counter waving, so I waved back, thinking what a pleasant woman, and set off. Then spotted my milkshake explode over the forecourt. Bad times.

I met my wife in a service station, she had gone in to pay but came back again.

Then spotted my milkshake explode over the forecourt.

Bet that made a Mesquik.

😆