... she had an epilectic fit in the restaurant 😯
Thats the last time I take her out.... 😉
ps: shes fine
I took mine out with one punch , beat that
oldest trick in the book (how big was the bill ?) 😉
Ex wife keeled over 20 mins into a Spiritualized gig. Hence why ex.
(how big was the bill ?)
£55 and they bought that out when I asked them to call the ambulance 👿
Oh no, I hope you blamed the food and refused to pay. 🙂 my friend had a fit in the toilets of a nightclub while she was sat on the loo. I was terrified, she went rigid in the end and wedged me against the door with her feet so we couldn't get out. Never been so scared in my life, I didn't have a clue what to do
toilets of a nightclub while she was sat on the loo ... wedged me against the door with her feet ... I didn't have a clue what to do
wee in her shoes 😉
(unless she'd already done it) 😳
Fella at work was having CAD/CAM training and had a fit. He straight armed the trainer giving him a black eye.
I've got a pair of underpants that used to be epileptic.
They don't fit anymore though
Ex wife keeled over 20 mins into a Spiritualized gig
Bummer - so you only got to hear the first chord ?
I had a fit (heat exhaustion) half way through a metalwork class at school (smelting aluminium so it was really hot) my teacher just thought I was pissing around so shouted at me then just left me (apparently - I have no memory of it if course).
Me and the missus haven't been getting on too well just recently, so I decided to book us a table.......
By 9o'clock things had become even worse.........
She hadn't even potted a red... 😉