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[Closed] I just got an e-mail ...

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...Informing me that, for a fee, I can be 'in full charge of ejaculation'. Now, I havent opened it yet, just wanting to prolong the anticipation. Does it mean that I can be in full charge of my own, er, gentlemans issue, or does it (and this is what I'm really hoping for) mean that I can be in full charge of everybody's dirty business? Like a governmental position or something - 'The right honourable barnsleymitch, minister in full charge of mens doings'. I like the sound of it, and shall look in to the matter immediately.


 
Posted : 18/11/2011 1:28 pm
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Looks like that, in the race to be;

[i]'minister in full charge of mens doings'[/i]

you came first?


 
Posted : 18/11/2011 1:30 pm
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I can be 'in full charge of ejaculation

I rather prefer to appoint another to that position.


 
Posted : 18/11/2011 1:36 pm
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Pah! I wouldn't let you palm you off with that


 
Posted : 18/11/2011 1:38 pm
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Hurry up Mitch I'm watching so intently that I'm misting up your window with my breath.


 
Posted : 18/11/2011 1:41 pm
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Well, I just opened the aforementioned e-mail. ๐Ÿ˜ณ This is not the sort of thing I was hoping for, that's all I'm saying. Mrsmitch is going to have her work cut out for her, knitting jumpers for all those young ladies (and the one young gentleman in the picture as well). Down with this sort of thing!


 
Posted : 18/11/2011 1:41 pm
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prolong

childish s**** ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 18/11/2011 1:49 pm
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can you forward the email to me b'mitch, sounds like it needs my 'eye' to be 'cast' 'over' 'it' ?


 
Posted : 18/11/2011 2:01 pm
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just wanting to prolong the anticipation

Isn't that the idea of all of this sort of thing?


 
Posted : 18/11/2011 2:14 pm
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I think it's the participation that they're trying to prolong.


 
Posted : 18/11/2011 2:27 pm
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minister in full charge of mens doings

We'd have to refer to you as 'the right honourable member.'


 
Posted : 18/11/2011 4:34 pm
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They must consider you to be an upstanding member of the community ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 18/11/2011 4:46 pm