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Because clearly if I did, I'd have their names and/or birthdays tattood in a prominent position about my person. Then when I scream "****ing shut up!" at my 5 year old on a train because they are behaving like a ****, no one can doubt my love or commitment to said child and the consequences of that 'love'...
Posted : 11/08/2015 1:31 pm
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Oops! Mods please move to chat.
Posted : 11/08/2015 1:33 pm
Nice rant. Not a lot of capitals but furiously posting in the for sale forum makes up for that 🙂
Posted : 11/08/2015 2:19 pm
Just wondering, as I don't have kids yet, how much?
Posted : 11/08/2015 2:20 pm
Are they for sale. Much fat and gristle? Just need to know how many to fill a decent sized pie.
Posted : 11/08/2015 2:32 pm
Do they come with a crown race?
Posted : 11/08/2015 2:40 pm