[Closed] I have tummy ache....

Cycled home from work, wolfed down a huge plate of MrsMC's lovely pasta bake, with a side order of home made garlic bread, then cleared up yesterdays left over rhubarb crumble with cream, washed down with a pint of fizzy pop.

Then rushed out the door to bring LittleMissMC to swimming club.

Now sat on a hard tiled bench at poolside in a state of some gastric distress, with what appears to be half a beach ball smuggled under my top. Nature wants to take it's course but I'm the only dad here tonight.

I fear there may be a disapproving thread on Mumsnet being started any moment now...... 😳