[Closed] I challenge you..

Talk about dropping a bollock! eeeewww 😥

Are you Dr Who?

Anyone else find themselves subconsciously covering their genitals whilst reading that? 🙂

Anyone else find themselves subconsciously covering their genitals whilst reading that?

Yep...then I got strangely aroused...just as well my hand was in proximity. I quite fancy her...she sounds like a feisty one. And judging from the date of the article, she should be out now.

According to herself,

I am in no way a violent person

I'd hate to get her really stirred up then!

[i]She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." [/i]

Classy line... 😯

I win your challenge.
Seeing as the story is so damn old (Thursday, 10 February [b]2005[/b]) I've seen it before, so it had no effect on me. 🙂

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

Sounds like one hell of a house party, at the end of it there are people in their underpants and witnesses to testicular removal!

And judging from the date of the article, she should be out now.

Does beg the question what BBSB was looking for to drag up such and old news article!

It was the "I didn't mean to cause any harm" bit that doesn't quite ring true. How exactly were you planning "not to cause any harm" by going for a superman grip and tug on a chap's old fella? 🙄

Yep...then I got strangely aroused.

On the subject of Testicles, a friend did a first aid course a couple of years ago and they mentioned dislocated hips and the need to make sure that when the hip is clonked back in to place nothing gets in the socket with it ......

Aparently, it does happened and is far more painful than the dislocated hip 😯