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The wife is hoovering upstairs, she's been hoovering for flippin ages. We don't even have a big house, you could do it all in 5 minutes.
There'll be no carpet left soon!
Why don't you do it then ?
come christmas week women seem to want to suck the life out of any carpet or have a new one fitted in december.
Of course, you are assuming the vacuum is being used for vacuuming 😆 😯
We've got one of those portable dyson things. I'm not sure how it works but apparently the charge enables a max of 15 minutes of hoovering - very helpful (for me). Have you sorted her out with an xmas present yet?
Yo suckers,is this the realman thread?
Lets get some manly talk goin on an ditch this housework chat.
Why don't you do it then ?
...because "I just don't do it properly" apparently!
why dont you do it then
ha ha a man hoovering dont be silly
We've got one of those portable dyson things. I'm not sure how it works but apparently the charge enables a max of 15 minutes of hoovering - very helpful (for me). Have you sorted her out with an xmas present yet?
How do you Hoover with a Dyson?
Pedant 🙂
Often have the same conversation with the cleaner at work.
"can I Hoover?", she'll ask.
"Not with that." Says I looking at her Henry.
...because "I just don't do it properly" apparently!
Double standards you see - because if she catches you having a w***, there's no way that excuse will cut it!