Dog Toffee already taken 😶
There's five of us.
We're awful.
We play everything from bad ABBA to sad Zappa and look like the cast of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.
Two female, three male.
Ages 19 to 60.
Possibilities so far:
Pointless Toss.
Sausage Jockey.
Jammy Smears.
I Told You I Was Ill.
Sertraline Seranade.
Hake and Cockers.
The *sticks.
*shaft (currently used for bad Krautrock covers, undecided re umlauts).
C Diff, The King Prawns and Faslane Badger also have their fans, but we want your input.
Tuck in.
I think Tuck in is the best one so far
There can only be one name....
Prolapsed chicken vent.
Def Leotard
You hum it
Aunty Myrtle
Our Kelly
Clammy Undercarriage
*buttons is already taken, it might be a good idea to avoid anything that’s too profanity-laden to avoid comparison.
I’ve heard *buttons on 6Music, they’re pretty good.
Belch
Prolapse
Frankie Goes to Bollywood
Flank Speed
Can't Sleep
Spork
Skin Flakes
Hint of Gooch
Can't sleep and enjoying this.
I'm assuming 'Arse Thunder' has already been taken. If not..
National shite day
Sylvia's oven
Angry ringpiece
Uranus rising
Unsolved child murder
Sry, getting a bit death metal there...
My imaginary band was always Millstone. Millstone were pretty heavy.
Since you're asking here, it has to be rusty "sprocket" spanner and the rear de wailers.
You perform in Gnarpoon T's obviously
Yahtzee Gold
Mmmmm
Cluedo dildo
Tuck shop ram raid
Dog poo roulette
Moist 🤘
Unless theres a reason to ve a name at all then I name my band after whoever contacted me first
Steve Band
Mark Band
Mark 2 Band
etc
Mildly confusing for my Mrs but shes learned not to care about a bunch of wanabes
Uncle Gary.
Nasty Gash.
The Electric String Quintet.
The Jimmy Saville Experience.
Heavy Skab.
Shovel.
The last two were old bands I was in, but you can have the names.
"Moist" already taken, they played Reading festival in 95.
How about: The Slats? Or Sudocrem Cat
Vince Wednesday and The Rocketeers
The Picolax Error
Yozo Shimano and the Nine Speeds
Rusty Spanner and the tight nuts.
The Joss Naylor Handshake.
I received one of these a few weeks back and it occurred to me that it would make a good band name. Obscure enough that many will think it refers to some bizarre sexual practice and rush to check their profanisaurus but actually not rude at all.
El Chupanibre.
The We're Awful.
WD40
OC/DC
Owned with bombers
Duvet?
Better than a covers band.
SICK!
The Misters of Cersei
the Gnarseholes
Oxidised Wrench
Magnetodog
Not even a real band.
Sudocreme Cat
The return of Picolax
Sick! Band
Gnarpoon
The 19-60s
and when at the height of your fame you decide to sink all of your money into an incredibly cool but ultimately flawed venue that will leave you bankrupt you can call it ‘Club 19-60’
Massive bouncy pagga.
Chinny reckon.
Pronk
Tubeless badger
Take that and **** off
Moist Gusset
Ur bik iz Sarcin
Volvo for sale.
Plus Support
Neptunes Kiss
Derek Starship's Belly
Badger's Splash
MrsFrys dungeon
Trousergate
TJ goes into orbit
Agenda Fluid
Pogues Pogues Pogues Pogues Pogues Pogues Pogues
Tepid bean
Fecal matter
650b
Sick! Band
Sells some merch- doesn't produce any songs?
