It's easy to have affairs these days, and in the current economic times, it's not miserly to turn up at pizza express with a 2-for-1 voucher and still impress your date. Just don't buy cheap wine or you are a gipper.
I was trying to decide who I'd most like to have an affair with and I narrowed it down to Kate Beckinsale and / or Naomi Watts. They're both beautiful, and are probably good fun to have a drink with. I also think I could get away with telling the girlfriend I was having an affair with either of them and she'd have a certain grudging respect. But I wouldn't let her join in, there probably wouldn't be enough jelly and ice cream to cover us all.
So, what's yours? If it's a same sexer, that's fine, I won't judge.
I've been having an affair with Hora for months
Rachel Bilson
Denise van Outen
I wouldn't even throw my muck at Van Outen 😐
davina mcall or zoe wannamaker.
or both cos i am a greedy boy... 😆
Mmmm... Davina would be on my list too..
Plus Fearne Cotton, Lily Allen and Julia Bradbury.
Can't believe no one has suggested Ms Diaz yet!
urrrghh.
not with her skin!
Oooooh! Can girlies join in please?
And can I choose more than two cos I'm working on my endurance?
I'm working on my endurance
how does lying there and thinking of england count as "endurance"?
🙂
This is 2009 not 1909 😉
ahh, the ol' "Emily Pankhurst" 🙂
I've been having an affair with Hora for months
me too. (well for years)
more than 2? Up to you I guess, but you'll have to wine and dine them yourself, and provide them a goody bag for attending.
That's not a Jade Goody bag by the way.
binners, if that was the case your bumhole would be like a welly-top.
No, I'd definitely be with Shelley Conn or Konnie Huq.
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If it had to be a white girl, (sorry not my type)
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Is Barrymore still available ?
edit: not choosy, Michael or Drew at a push
Drew or Michael?
haha. quick edit there
Konnie Huq is luuuuurvely! 🙂
Ant
Are you a bit bored at the moment!
[b]Having an affair? With which celebrity...?
What's your favorite infectious disease?
What's the point of pubes? [/b]
😆
If it was a man (gay angle), hmmmmm let me think
Do they have to be still living or can they be dead? You need some more rules ... and then I can break them 😆
Kiera Knightley.
Or Leonardo DiCaprio if we're staying off the seals.
Do they have to be still living or can they be dead
you're sick you are.
how about flipper BD?
If I was gay- the bad guy in The Mummy because I think hes menacing and cool.
If I can go back in time then Audrey Hepburn.
If I can go back in time a little bit then Helena Bonham Carter
If I can't go back in time at all then the delectable Kiera would be my choice. Or Maybe Freema Ayeman.
Oh, and if I was gay then Brad would get it.
This forum is getting incredibly comfortable with its bi-curiosity isn't it? It's quite nice. 🙂
[i]then Brad would get it. [/i]
He'd be the one riding you, whoopin' it up and twirling a stetson in the air rodeo-style?
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playing the psycho ex in Dexter right now
Jamie Murray, not to be confused with the tennis player, obviously
If I was in my [cheesy ad tune][i]I feel like willy tonight[/i][/cheesy ad tune] mood, it would have to be Brad Pitt around fight club time.
It's got to be Claudia Winkelman for starters, Heather Graham for dessert
AntAre you a bit bored at the moment!
Having an affair? With which celebrity...?
What's your favorite infectious disease?
What's the point of pubes?
[:lol:]
hora has your log-in?
i expect the "will marmite make my spooge taste funny" and various other odd questions will be posted soon. plus pictures of a small lapdog wearing clothes.
Ah Winkelman is high on the list!
nope, I'm a giver not a taker. Although granted, if he wanted to fight about who was on top he's probably a lot stronger than me. It would be an interesting naked wrestle.
Right, I've just had a word with Aleigh cos we need more girlies to post up. Apparently she's on strike so that means I can choose more, doesn't it?? 8)
I think i might have to go for a bit of an odd choice and go for Rebbeka - the icelandic photographer made famous by flickr. Odd choice I know but I have a stinking hangover this morning and that was the first thought that popped into my head.
I think I might go crawl into a dark place and lie still for a while...
Right, I've just had a word with Aleigh cos we need more girlies to post up. Apparently she's on strike so that means I can choose more, doesn't it??
If you mean for a threesome, foursome or a moresome, then by all means, fire away girlfriend!
Drew still does it for me
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Emilia Fox - of Silent Witness fame.
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The wife has already sanctioned the affair on the understanding that she can also have one with the chap from Spooks:
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my wife knows never to leave me alone with Penelope Cruz, personally I'd settle with having phone sex with her though
cheryl cole
1. cos she's awesome
2. So you could sing nasty songs to her scumbag husband if he ever makes it onto a pitch to play football again
3. theres an opportunity for multiple action with Girls Aloud.
4. You might bump into simon Cowell and get the opportunity to kick him in the pills.
5. Cole has tattoos - any girl who has a tattoo is dirty. fact.
I have a thing for guitarists so first choice is Hendrix, followed by Ryan Adams. Next on the list is the actor John Stamos (from ER, such a bad boy) and then David Morrissey.
Cue pointing and laughing 😉
Anna Friel
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