[Closed] Have you ever snogged someone famous

Did the dirty with the bird what flashed her muff at Queen and sundry at the Wimbledon men's final in 1996. We got acquainted prior to her moment of infamy, I draw the line at the gratuitous display of growler disrupting the tennis.
Continuing on the tennis theme, I went out with the daughter of ex-Wimbledon ladies champ Anne Jones. Whilst the opportunity to press my suit home with Anne herself never arose (thank god) I did once get a happy ending on her bed.
Finally, at the age of four I (apparently) used to play "I'll show you yours if you'll show me mine" (or is it the other way round?) with serial monkey botherer Charlotte Uhlenbroek. Disappointingly she's now not returning my calls.

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And here she is. The streaker, not Anne Jones.

Or Charlotte Uhlenbroek (lucky monkies)

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The female boxer who walloped Rory McGrath on feel the sportsman.

Went on a few dates with the bird who use to present Rangers TV on setanta! I think shes a tv presenter for scottish daybreak now.

I use to think she was a poor mans version of Georgie Thompson 🙂

After startng this all off I almost forgot that I went out with Justine Green for a while who reads the news on 5 Live. To my continuing shame I ended it the manly way by ceasing to call and going to sea for six months (I should add that going to sea is my job, I didn't do a full on 'Foreign Legion').

A mate of mine in Manchester had an encounter with Deidre from Coronation Street. Presumably not for her drop dead good looks but for the 'kudos' of shagging someone from the telly. Apparently she was a right mucker and insisted upon it up the reverend

Dear god, no.

Does Jimmy Savile count ?

(edit, pah, missed it first time I read the thread)

I've given a foot rub to a very lovely and famous lady cyclist before 😀

Do famous people count double when trying to reach a total of 9.3?

I once slept rough with Jenny Agutter didnt kiss her though.

A girl I used to work with went back to a hotel room with Joe Egan (Irish boxer) having met him and Mike Tyson at a dinner. Turns out Joe is really into what are best described as 'adult toys'.

I know a guy who went out with a well known (at the time) lady DHer. For a fair while from memory.

That Emma Wesson weather girl pinched my arse at an awards do, had drinks with her after. And recently I ended up in a hot tub with a tv presenter/model type after a very good wedding! No snogging tho as the wife wouldn't have been impressed!!

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I've snogged Susanna Hoffs but no one ever believes me

Not me, but my best mate at Uni was shagging Jenni Falconer for a bit (she was pretty tidy back then). We were up one night tripping our nuts off on LSD all night, a school night. She popped by in the morning to see him. We were still up, I still vividly remember her words. "Sid, urgh, you are just so wanton". He didn't shag her again after that 😀

This thread is brilliant!. Very kenny seniorish.

'Bonnie Langford!, I nearly broke her back!'

Comedy gold.

1998-ish: got off with the Italian bird that did the "Spirito di Punto" voiceover from the ad. She was a PT waitress at the time.

2000-ish: got off with Jonathan Palmer's nanny after meeting her on the way home from clubbing.

That's about all I can claim IIRC.

My mate boffed John Cravens daughter in a tent. I was next door making slower progress with her mate. He was a perfect wing man defo taking one for the team!

I went out with Justine Green for a while who reads the news on 5 Live

I once slept rough with Jenny Agutter didnt kiss her though.

I've snogged Susanna Hoffs but no one ever believes me

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Really?

No but my last one night stand was with a girl who looked like a younger and fitter Alison Mosshart. And it was awesome 🙂

Wait.. Jamie.. you're Matthew Corbett?

Jenny Agutter is the most beautiful woman mentioned so far on this thread. Which is extremely amusing btw 🙂

I once had some fun with lady victoria hervey

"oi, pleb, stop wriggling and get on with it!"

On that note, a mate has had some "adult entertainment" with Tara Palmer-Tomkinson. He said she's quite sure about what she likes. Given he's also not always the most truthful person nor the most sober person, who knows.

Would boffing a famous economist be too highbrow?

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Would boffing a famous economist be too highbrow?

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I've snogged Susanna Hoffs but no one ever believes me
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My mate's mum was asked out by elton john when she was young, Does that count?

My mate's mum was asked out by elton john when she was young, Does that count?

Would boffing a famous economist be too highbrow?

Norman Lamont?

Are you Julian Clary?

Nice to see a few here opening up their sexuality, but no, she was definitely female. 😉

I'm amazed my katona experience has slipped under the radar

Pook - nobody likes a beggar. But fair play to you young man. How was her prawn ring?

Cornflakes everywhere now. Great thread!

A British figure (lady) skater from a Winter Olympics squad

Some girl from Knight School on children's tele. Don't think she was in anything else.

<<awaits someone coming forward and owning up to doing Esther Rantzen doggy and keeping her falsers under the pillow as a keepsake.

Funny thread though!

Ive licked Jackie Onassis crutch, well the crutch on her jodhpurs.
Mate of mine used to make therm for the rich and famous, well party at his pad, we found some of his gear he had taken home to work on we passed it around.....she sadly passed away shortly after.
Thats the closest I have ever got to the famous though a mate did shag Captain Pickards daughter, apparently.

shag Captain Pickards daughter

Is this similar to 'taking Captain Picard to warp speed'?

Does "se faire les bises" count? Probably not as there is no exchange of bodily fluids. However, I've danced with one of Pan's people and Maryse, a woman that dances on French TV. I drove some famous TV presenter around for the Telethon but hadn't got a clue who she was as I didn't have a TV, not so much as a peck but lots of shrieking.

I employed a very seductive German woman. She went off with Le Tour to do simultaneous translation and came back most pleased with herself as she'd shagged her way around with France's most famous TV sports presenter - who was in Match being quoted on his fantastic relationship with his wife.

Mrs Kervs legs were in Absolutely Fabulous once!

Does "se faire les bises" count?

Only if "Je suis Gunz, je voudrai acheter un voiture", does as well.

Pook - go on then. Tell us your Kerry Experience then?

How drunk were you? Did you survive unscathed?

My mate spent the night with an itv presenter after a works awards do and she must have lost her house keys as apparently she demanded he kicked her back doors in 😉

I was in the film "Elizabeth: The Golden Age", and some people have slept with me, and I've slept with them...