[Closed] Have you ever paid for it?

Explain "unexpected"

As in expecting to receive a massage, not to get 'whacked off'

Explain "unexpected"

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If it wasn't for the hookers I'd just end up spending all my money on coke. 😀

When we were at Uni we lived 5 doors down from a knocking shop. A guy I shared a house with was on first name terms with the girls. You'd be sat watching telly in the evening and he'd suddenly jump up and say "*it! I'm off for a *!" and wander down the road to do the business. Nobody else bothered. I wouldn't mind but his long term girlfriend was absolutely stunning 😯

One thing that was noticeable (as it was a shit area) was the constant procession of large German executive automobiles parked out the front. At the time I didn't notice how many of them had roof bars 🙂

However, it's comedy genius on the part of the mods. Chapeau!

Much as I'd like to take credit, that's a swear filter substitution rather than anything the Moderators have done. I'd assume it's Mark's doing.

I have never paid for sexual services and am happy with mrs iolo. I do however live in the darkest Austrian countryside where nearly every little village has a Night Club where ladies will dance for you and there's many many Laufhaus which are basically legal brothels. Many lonely farmers spend far too much time in these places.

postcode?

Argh! It's stealth moderation - "tried to go out for a bike ride" is not what I wrote.

I'm dying to know what he actually suggested... Did he try to "get the dog in the bath"?

..and had to stump up an extra €10 for lube!

See, I'd resent that. It's like paying over the odds for windscreen washer fluid when you have your car serviced. I'd have insisted that I use my own.

You should check your dipstick more often.

See, I'd resent that. It's like paying over the odds for windscreen washer fluid when you have your car serviced.

If you'd substituted the sex for car servicing when listening to him rant, it would have sounded no different. I was amazed that he would discuss his outrage for the whole restaurant to hear and wasn't in the slightest bit embarrassed to own up to enjoying getting taken up the Cat & Fiddle* by 2 hookers with strap-ons!

*Let's see what this stealth filter is capable of...

[i]I'm dying to know what he actually suggested... Did he try to "get the dog in the bath"?[/i]

Considers typing a series of sex acts to see if I can get the bike ride phrase to come up...

I have never paid for sexual services, never been to a strip joint or lap dancing club. Time, money, opportunity and inclination have never aligned.

In theory, I have no problem with consenting adults turning it into a commercial transaction, assuming it is a voluntary choice by a healthy, informed, non addicted person taking every sensible health precaution.

In practice, I have a daughter and it would break my heart if she thought that was a reasonable way to earn a living.

Like drugs, maybe legalisation would make it both safer and easier to help those trying to escape it, as well as reducing wider societal problems resulting from the criminality

Considers typing a series of sex acts to see if I can get the bike ride phrase to come up...

The Limassol Slip

Sailing the Windward Pass

Bowling from the pavilion end

Going for a Bike Ride

Changing at Baker Street

Wearing the Blue Coat

Big un up the wrong un

..and had to stump up an extra €10 for lube!

Been to strip club... Used to be a pussy for a pound night somewhere in the east end. Some bird went round and when her point glass was full with pound coins she got on stage and did her thing.
Never had a lap dance... A said, just an expensive prick tease.

Did take a girl back to my hotel when in Berlin. Got lost trying to find my way back and got talking to this girl. It only dawned on me why she was so keen to talk when she entered the hotel with me. I thought "sod it... Why not?".
It was only when upstairs and she was trying to being my fella to life that I realised that given the amount of narcotics nothing was going to happen. I asked to see her tits which cost me another 20€ on top of the special price of 60€ we had negotiated in the lobby.
I lay there. She slapped my limp penis for 20 mins until I suggested we get stoned, which we did. She left, i fell asleep (feeling ashamed) and realised the next morning that she had removed another 50€ from my wallet.

Doubt I'll be rushing back to relive the experience... Well, until I'm rocked up to my eye balls again and am feeling lonely in a foreign city.....

I'm dying to know what he actually suggested... Did he try to "get the dog in the bath"?

Maybe he asked if she'd ever wanted to "look like a decorators radio" ?

Lived at the mouth of the harbour in Aberdeen for a while and walked home through the red light area after nights out in the town. What a state some the girls were in - serious drug and alcohol issues going on and I wouldn't with someone else's bargepole- I'm suer it's not all like that, but he sights were enough to stop me even thinking about it.
Free porn and a left handed mouse are enough for me.

A few years back I drunkenly returned to the office to pick my bike up after a Christmas night out. At the time, there was a distinct red light district in the vicinity of the office. I may have been propositioned relentlessly until I gave in and paid for a bj (I was single at the time, and it was the lower end of the market so the money was literally spare change at the end of a night out).

I don't necessarily think it's wrong to pay for sex, although there are certainly secondary issues around it - the red light district is no more around here due to a murder nearby and subsequent police presence, for instance. I think the practicalities of regulating it well would be very complex, but even a moderately well regulated system would be better for clients, workers and others in the neighbourhood than the current position.

The Limassol Slip

Sailing the Windward Pass

Bowling from the pavilion end

Going for a Bike Ride

Changing at Baker Street

Wearing the Blue Coat

Big un up the wrong un

POSTED 36 MINUTES AGO # REPORT-POST

Cycling the wrong way up a one way street .

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[editedit] Alpin's post needs some bike rides! 😯

Red light jumping... 😉

i dont see the temptation of a scaghead prozzy on rainy street corner - but a high class escort to your hotel room in las vegas sounds like it might be fun...?

I never never been to a strip club / lapdancing joint / brothel in my life and have never considered going.
Not my thing and just feels a little seedly to my sheltered mind.
For me there has to be an emotional connection, otherwise its meaningless and pointless.

When I was best man for my best friends wedding I had a night and day with the maid of honour. Ironically she was a high class escort at the time. They ( my friend, wife and maid of honour) were all dancers at a famous institution together, she paid for her studies and carried on for a few years, made so much money (enough to buy a flat in Kensington and a farm in Italy) to semi retire! She was apparently one of the highest paid escorts in the country.
Now, I wasn't paying and we remain friends to this day. So, I have slept with a sex worker but not as a client.

Lived at the mouth of the harbour in Aberdeen

Is that another euphemism I haven't heard of ? (Much like the 'piss pot is too near the playpen' I heard the other day) 😯