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Party tonight, theme is 'past times' so dead easy for me - i'm digging out my medieval finery 'cos the armour's too damn heavy, to damn hot & i can'y get through doors when i'm wearing it! 😆
What's yours?
P.S. MsDwarf is going pirate-stylee with a VERY tight leather corset 🙂
Plain clothes police man.
Vampire, with food attached to clothing (Buffy the Vampire)
Myself...that's scary enough!
I went as this happy little fella last year...
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People keep asking if i'm gonna be wearing my armour tonight..
Why would i want to spend all night in a hot room wearing 5.5 stone of steel,leather & linen with a bloody great sword catching everyones legs??? 😯
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You are Ozzy Osbourne & i claim my £5!
muddydwarf, you could fall asleep drunk with the lid down and nobody would be any the wiser.
Out of interest how does one go to the toilet in armour....
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Don't actually need any accoutrements other than a little stick-on beard and 'tache....
I'm going as someone who forgot all about getting a costume for tonight. 😳
14 friends and i are going as chilean miners!
alan partridge zombie 🙂
Swelper - i have an embarrassing story about that...
Involves a hot day at Tewkesbury, a delayed start & being made to drink lots of water by the 'safety' people.
Cue the start of the 'battle' & i realise i'm about 'full'. Looks back & realising i couldn't get through the 10-deep crowd to the loo's i asked the rest of the lads to form a circle (facing out!) around me to shield me from the paying public..
Managed to get my steel mitts off whilst crossing my legs & panicking, ripped open the codpiece on my hose after shifting several steel plates, & let rip..
...blessed relief, only to hear the command.. "Staffords, dress left NOW!!!" and the whole bloody lot of them ran off to leave me crouched in front of hundreds of people frantically trying to stop pee'ing! 😳
Original Star Wars Stormtrooper.
Alice Cooper
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I'll probably go as a child rapist. They look like normal people. Scary that.
Please don't go as a child rapist it's not in very good taste. 🙁
Exactly, I think its the perfect mix of inappropriateness and laziness.
Please don't go as a child rapist it's not in very good taste.
...and Charlie Manson is?
ahaah i cant believe this convo is happening under that innocent vampire kid shame on you guys 😀
that outfit is badass tho props to the parents
As I'm not 12 years old any more, I won't be doing hallowe'en things
And bah humug to bloody christmas as well 😛
I'm going as Billy the puppet from Saw.
I went as this.
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...and Charlie Manson is?
Oh yeah forgot about that. 😳
EDIT: And along comes Joeydeacon to trump us all, in the bad taste stakes... 😯
Please don't go as a child rapist it's not in very good taste.
The grim raper (reaper)?
*really wishes gorgeous little nephew wasn't on this thread* 😯
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a panda 🙂
*really wishes gorgeous little nephew wasn't on this thread*
I din't know you were related to Charles Manson, FoxyChick? 😯
He does look sweet though, I'll give you that.
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I'm going as Billy the puppet from Saw.
That's who I was supposed to be uo there ! ^^^^