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Corbyn was worse
Back
Sack
Crack
Level up the North
Wot. Scotland. Did.
Clandestine Channel Threat
Brexit cures Covid
Tiers of-a clown
Tiers for fears
Arse from elbow.
RM.
Another Private Contract
You Are Expendable
Trust the market.
Blame Some Migrants
Confuse And Conquer
Eat More Greens.
School, Work, Death
Trace. Investigate. Treat.
Dead Cat Monday
Dither and delay
Protect and Survive
Brexit Uber Ihr
I’m alright jack
Be more Boris
Dobbin yer neighbour
Moving Goalposts Again
Three, Two, One - Lockdown!
Different. This. Week.
BE PURE
BE VIGILANT
BEHAVE
YOU.
NOT.
US.
We Don't Care.
You ****ed Up. (ie it's not our fault!)
You Will Die.
Reptilian Overlords Revealed
Pick your rules.
Common sense kills.
Nobody warned us.
Just flu bro
JVT has gone for three C's (for the transmission of virus):
Closed spaces
Crowded spaces
Close contact
And also VD:
Volume (of noise)
Duration
God I miss live gigs.
80 seat majority
We. Don't. Care.
Get. Over. It.
Blame the Chinese
Sacrifice Red Wall
Drink, arse, ****
I thought he was going for cccovid.
Anyone tried entering these into What3Words...
Week Behind Scotland ?
According to one of my more brexity colleagues the slogan should be:
It’s Labour’s Fault
I think we should just do away with Boris' "Announcements" and just go with:
"Sturgeon Plus Two (weeks)"
Other current favourites:
"Widen The Divide"
"Everything's An Opportunity" (for profit)
"Bungs For Chums"
"Deaths Help Pensions" (funds)
"Arrange Your Affairs"
"Track, Trace, Waste"
"Lick My Face"
"Blame the Poor"
"Blame the Young"
And coming soon:
"Boris Saved Christmas! (But killed My Nan)"
--or --
"Boris Cancelled Christmas! (and still killed My Nan)"
Coke 'n hookers
Not me guv
Pubs or schools?
Doomed, aye, doomed
We were all wrong.
Rethink. Reskill. Reboot
