[Closed] Great business slogans.....

I think the firm are called Singh Bros (building firm)

"You've Tried The Cowboys - Now Try The Indians"

There's a beauticians round called 'curl up & dye' which is a terrible name.

I always liked Prestwick airports catchy slogan; "[i]Pure Dead Brilliant[/i]"

They've removed them all now....can't think why.

Camping shop that always use " Now is the Winter of our discount tents"
For their Winter sale.

Local drain clearing company has "The Rodfather" on their van.

I always remember seeing a van on the M6 sign written with "King Dick tools"

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There's a dog grooming van near us that does mobile dog grooming, it's called "Doggy Style " 😯

Now is the Winter of our discount tents

I always remember seeing a van on the M6 sign written with "King Dick tools"

In Nuneaton there is a hand car wash at a garage with the slogan of "Best hand job in town!" written on a car that they drive around a bit as well.

We put "With our true grit we'll blast away your Sh**" on a grit blasters van once...

Car garage/body repair place near us has the slogan "you bend em, we mend em."
McIndians fast food place in Leicester always used to have the cowboys and Indians gag too. 😀

Iirc there is a stand up comedian who collects these and uses them in her act.

"What you get up to is your business, how you get up there is ours" - lift company

There's a van round here with "BRIAN'S WELL HUNG"' then in smaller text underneath "garage doors" makes me chuckle everytime I see it.

Caution full of political promises on a shit sucking triuck.

Scaffold lorry, "for a fast and efficient erection"

There's a "best hand job in Stoke" as well....and a mate has an enormous King Dick spanner which I once had to borrow to undo a stuck waste pipe, my wife still takes the rip for that!

The Jason Doner Van always raises a smile in Bristol.

Hunter willies - "Out standing in Every Field". Rather good that one.

What about the Sofa King. Sofa King good.

There's a dog walker near here with a van, on the side it says, 'The Fairy Dogmother'

There used to be a Dogfather near me, his van had a brilliant version of the Godfather logo with the puppet handle thing, and 4 dogs attached. But I did always wonder if he was going to walk them or impregnate them.

West Sussex scaffolding.
"Always a satisfying erection"

On Penarth Road, Cardiff there was a white-goods shop a couple of years back called 'Sell Fridges'

It still makes me chuckle

When I worked in Sydney years ago there was a garden maintenance company called mown & groan

Hunter willies?! Great autocorrect 😀

I love a good unnecessary strap line.

Scottish Woman Magazine used to have the strap line 'the magazine for women in scotland'.

There a haulage co near me who have 'Delivering the goods' as their slogan. Thats pretty much the minimum expectation.

Then theres 'Does exactly what it says on the tin'. I expect we have the Trades Descriptions Act to thank for that

Volvos: They're Boxy But They're Good

Local fencing company van always drove past me and my mates on the way to school "Our erection, your protection"

There's a hairdressers near me called 'Peniel Hair'.

Not really a slogan but I might pop in for a trim.

Mobile traffic light rental company round these parts called...

Rent a Q

A courier called Fox's Pacier Sprints

A butcher shop in So CA. Slogan went. You can't beat Pete's meat. He was made to remove it.

Not quite a slogan but a local sarnie shop delivery van has 'No sausages or bacon are left in this vehicle overnight.' written on the back door. Makes me smile every time I see it. 🙂
RM.

Another we've put on a few vans. Fencing company in Bristol, "tell us where to go and we'll take a fence"

Not quite a slogan but a local sarnie shop delivery van has 'No sausages or bacon are left in this vehicle overnight.' written on the back door. Makes me smile every time I see it.
RM.

You can buy window stickers in Wigan with "No Pies are left in this vehicle overnight" to affix to your own car.

A couriers around my way was called 'R-Send'.

i know a roofer who has 'dont sleep with a drip' written on his van. his work is about as good as his sense of humour unfortunately

I used to drive past an estate agents' in Vic, Australia called 'Robin Daley'. There's a Butt Savories in Northampton and there's a sex education youth worker who sometimes writes in the Guardian called Justin Hancock.

In the early 90s, for months the GKN driveshafts place near my school had a word missing from the "excellence through people " tag line, so their sign proclaimed "GKN Driveshafts through people" ...

Working at our Wakefield office, I heard outside what sounded like an ice-cream van arriving, playing the Batman theme.

Turns out it's a mobile sandwich vendor, going by the name of The Bap Man.

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A butcher shop in So CA. Slogan went. You can't beat Pete's meat. He was made to remove it.

carpet fitters van in Farnborough:

"get laid by a professional"

In Australia, they don't really have the same ideas around marketing/advertising:

"Beaumont tiles, we're Australia's biggest" (not best in any way, just biggest)

Or my favorite, a shop selling Perfume/aftershave called: "Australia's cheapest perfume". That's not their slogan.... that's the name of the shop

There's a dog walker near here with a van, on the side it says, 'The Fairy Dogmother'

Our dog walker takes it one step further, she is called the furry dogmother.