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A devout Catholic who popped into church to thank God for his rescue from a lift was crushed to death by a 860lb stone altar, the Telegraph reports.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/10/devout_catholic/

Top work oh invisible bearded one. 😆


 
Posted : 10/09/2009 3:36 pm
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Our Lord works in mysterious ways 😆


 
Posted : 10/09/2009 3:39 pm
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Looks like he was really meant to die! First lightning strike didnt work! (Poor guy+family!)


 
Posted : 10/09/2009 3:40 pm
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coffeeking - that 'poor guy & family' addition was the shi***st ever attempt at sympathy I've ever seen - chapeaux!


 
Posted : 10/09/2009 3:45 pm
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"the telegraph reports" but links to the register. Curious.....


 
Posted : 10/09/2009 3:56 pm
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Story was in The Register, referencing the story in The Telegraph.

I cut-n-pasted from El Reg, cos I can just about justify looking at that at work, but The Telegraph is clearly skiving!


 
Posted : 10/09/2009 4:09 pm
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There's a God? 😯


 
Posted : 10/09/2009 4:10 pm
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It's like "Final Destination" spooky..


 
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How do they know it was exactly 860lb ..
(Or was it written on the side like the heavy weights in roadrunner cartoons?)


 
Posted : 10/09/2009 4:35 pm
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Haven't you seen CSI?

They would have had to set up incredibly precise re-enactments of the entire event to establish how he died. Probably using lasers and stuff.


 
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Smite me oh mighty smiter!


 
Posted : 10/09/2009 4:41 pm
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the devil did it


 
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LOL ! Couldn't make that sort of stuff up !

Well actually you could help it along a bit .........

According to the Austrian Times the incident did not occur inside a church nor did it involve a 'stone altar'.
It happened outside in a church yard, and involved a gravestone.

http://www.austriantimes.at/news/General_News/2009-09-09/16236/Man_crushed_to_death_by_200-kilo_gravestone

Still, who can blame the Telegraph for 'playing around with the facts' if it makes the story even more amusing and unbelievable.


 
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Smiting? I'll show you bloody smiting you unbelieving dogs! Now where did I put my smiting stick? Hang on, oh bo***cks, I know its here somewhere...


 
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But surely no coincidence that at exactly this time the rain has stopped. Just goes to prove god is a man and can't multi task.


 
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Men _can_ multitask, they just don't get left alone long enough to do anything 🙂
God definitely can't multitask, if even existing is too much effort multitasking is definitely out of the question.


 
Posted : 10/09/2009 5:02 pm
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Pictures Pulp Fiction-style scene:

"Also, you know what they call a 860 Pound Stone Altar with Irony in Austria?"
Jules: "They don't call it a 860 Pound Stone Altar with Irony?"
Vincent: "No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the f*** 860lbs is."
Jules: "What'd they call it?"
Vincent: "200 kilo gravestone."

🙂


 
Posted : 10/09/2009 5:05 pm
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Love the Pulp Fiction-style screenplay

and the litle tease at the end!

200 kilos is about 441 pounds - so he was half right


 
Posted : 10/09/2009 10:35 pm
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maybe he chose the wrong god?


 
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Dyslexic and prayed to Dog?!


 
Posted : 10/09/2009 10:47 pm