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I thought this concept was a STW original. Was it lifted from Pistonheads?

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=1268304&i=60


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 1:54 am
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Think it was taken from there.


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 1:57 am
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Every day's a school day if so.


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 2:02 am
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Don't attempt this with a Cumberland sausage, I speak from experience.


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 8:09 am
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Or an artificial lawn.


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 8:47 am
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Don’t attempt this with a Cumberland sausage, I speak from experience.

That story has a ring to it too.


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 8:56 am
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Page one of that thread also features dog bumming.


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 9:26 am
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Yes, they're all tired tropes from that den of right wing unpleasantness.


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 9:28 am
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Shame. I thought it was a PP original.
There's nothing new under the sun, as they say...


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 9:28 am
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Not me. I’ve never had an original thought in my life


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 9:29 am
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Not me. I’ve never had an original thought in my life

Yes, I thought that earlier


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 11:16 am
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Wait till you see his welded art.


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 11:18 am
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I'm thinking about making a crocodile or a seahorse or something.

These ideas just come to me.


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 11:49 am
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Nothing new under the sun? That is a Bible verse, Ecclesiastes 1

When we’re going over old ground here’s a customer complaint letter from 1750BC:
https://www.ancient.eu/image/6949/complaint-about-delivery-of-the-wrong-grade-of-cop/


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 11:53 am
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perchy,do another giant wind chime,that last one was awesome,we could hear it on the East coast 😉


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 11:56 am
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If I did , you'd see it on the East Coast in half an hour.

It's blowin' a hoolie oot there!


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 12:00 pm
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I like the photo that captures your halo (St Perchy) 😉

perchy chime


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 12:05 pm
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When i'm officially sainted I shall use my full name.

St Perchival.


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 12:06 pm
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Why were you reading a 2013 thread of PH?


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 12:41 pm
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Why were you reading a 2013 thread of PH?

Searching for ideas for a sausage party to celebrate his newly found sainthood, I imagine.

Edit, ah no, that's St. PP. Cougar's no saint, why he'd want to celebrate a sausage party escapes me.


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 12:44 pm
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Why were you reading a 2013 thread of PH?

I can hazard a guess at this.

Like me, Cougs is wired up a bit funny and someone, probably months ago, will have asked where the frozen sausages meme came from and that query has lodged itself in a corner of his brain, like a splinter, gently but persistently annoying him until he couldn't help but go on a Google expedition to establish the etymology of it to finally scratch that mental itch.

I do that sort of mad shit all the time.

Searching for ideas for a sausage party

No need. This is already one of the internets biggest sausage parties.


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 12:45 pm
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OK ideas for a nob head neighbour that has a plastic back lawn and a weed covered block paved front - frozen sausages won't work.


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 4:52 pm
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Does he have a dog?

Or shoes?

If not then it's bombers.


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 4:56 pm
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Or introduce him to a Louise?


 
Posted : 18/11/2020 4:59 pm