[Closed] Forum headcount please. Who's still here?

Not me. I'm riding my bikes.

Cycling????

Is anyone still doing that??

I like pies.

That Mr Corbyn seems like a jolly nice chap.

The idea of this thread poses an existential conundrum.

According to the soon to be closed "numbers down" thread some are banned. This way we can work out who the rascals are. Cunning plan is cunning.

*awaits email from mods*

Joe Cocker hasn't been on for a while.

Nope, i'm outside dagging sheep

(google image search if you don't know what it entails!)

Trolls allowed?

FunkmasterP reporting for duty. Are the pies free?

If I had known there were free pies, I would have joined 6 years ago, not six weeks.

Can you post on here under all of your guises?*

*not me I only have the one, honest mods.

They tried to hit me with the banhammer, but I said no, no, no.

What kind of pies are available?

Far too many bleeding heart left wing pinko liberal freaks on here for me to troll.......

What kind of pies are available?

Fist.

I've never been here.

A ham banner yesterday.

I'm here, but I wish I was somewhere else

I'm here for the next6 days then I'll be out on my bike

What category am i in.

Bad typer?

Here.

I was intrigued by who'd been banned so opened up an old thread and checked the "last active" for the people I was missing *wipes a tear*. Not active for over a week  suggested banned. However it would appear that some ex-regulars are just lurking as they had been active within the last few hours but I hadn't seen anything of them in the current threads I'd looked at.

Ugh. Just wish there weren’t so many... BUGS

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I am here, butt naked apart from a strategically placed smear of marmite.

I think I'm here, but if someone could just confirm that??

Is any of this real? I’m not convinced.

One contributor to this thread has previously referred to a casserole with a lid as a pie.

That can’t be real, surely?

I am here, and i like pies. Haven't been offered one though.

I do like tarts too.

You and me Binners.

Outside.

I might be here.....but it depends on the pies available.....

Get him binners. I'll hold your coat.

I'm still here. But I think I'd rather be here:

Is it just pies or is there any gammon?

Get him binners. I’ll hold your coat.

You  might need help.

It’s a big coat. 😉

Me, I'm here, just nowhere near as much.

@oldnpastit, you're going to have to sober up before you leave. You're seeing double.

I'm Spartacus.

Not me I left ages ago to dilute the forum.

I am Tiger Woods

Will diluting the forum work in the same way as it does with homeopathy?

I'm not all here.

I'm still here, not that anyone pays the slightest bit of attention though.

Has anyone seen Somafunk.