Stopped at Tesco this morning, pulled into a nice wide space next to a parked yaris (registration number SG03 ZZV) and was greeted by the stupid old bat returning to her car, opening the door and smashing it off mine, while I was sat looking her in the eye. I got out to have a word and she wouldnt even look at me, just kept staring straight ahead (while reversing!) and drove off.
And yes, the title was tongue in cheek. And is a complaint, not an action.
My dad's a cabbie and one of his regulars, a fine lady, says "Yaris is a piece of s... that only a dumb blonde would be seen in. Or a d***less male".
LOL. Well that made me chuckle anyway 🙂
did she damage your paint work? if she did, follow it up - should be easy enough to get her details, so either small claims her or do an insurance job (and if your feeling particularly nasty, surely it could be classed as failing to stop and exchange details after an accident) - its my pet hate at the moment after someone had put a nice dent in my drivers door doing the same
If only you hadn't shopped at the supermarket formerly owned by Dame Shirley Porter you'd never have had this problem.
that only a dumb blonde would be seen in. Or a d***less male".
Must be true - Hora used to have one didn't he?
Yep, he killed it and blamed the wife.
doc - very tempted, like hovering over the phone tempted.
aP - I agree, I wouldnt normally but I was just trying to find a particular item of confectionary for my dad for fathers day, I'd already tried 3 other supermarkets in the area 🙁
Is he a dumb blonde or dickless? - or both?
when I were a lad ol' folk had manners and repect ... mumble mumble .... old folk of today!
Exactly Dylan!
I had a great altracation with an older woman a few years ago, witnesses by 2 other people and Mrs PP who all backed me up -
We were at a filling station, filling up out motorbikes on the way back from Devon. Lovely sunny day. We finished and I walked over the forecourt to go and pay when this car comes VERY close up behind me and clouts my arm with the wing mirror as it came past. It was quite a belt, but I was wearing an armoured leather jacket and came to no harm. I was, however, very miffed.
So she pulls up in front of me and gets out, ignoring me. I don't remember exactly what I said but it was a bit heated and me along the lines of 'Do you realise what you've done, will you please admit it and say sorry' and her in a posh voice denying everything, even when 2 people passed and told her they'd seen it too. She was CRAPPING herself, that much was obvious. I went in to pay and she came in to and started moaning. I told her if she wasn't aware of what she'd done I was sure the garage had CCTV if she wanted to argue about it some more, and that she wasn't fit to have a driving license.
All I wanted was an apology, but in hindsight, I wish I'd gone out and ripped her wing mirror off.
i thought this was going to be a dating thread 🙁
had a great altracation with an older woman a few years ago
She was CRAPPING herself
Wow, you must be so proud!
Seems to be a running theme that you are getting into trouble with random women in public.
theflatboy - Memberi thought this was going to be a dating thread
I thought Juan had bagged his yummy mummy
i thought this was going to be a dating thread
Ah...
Would you like to go for a drink/meal/film some time?
Some old people can be placidly evil and quietly dangerous because of their ignorance.
Ah...Would you like to go for a drink/meal/film some time?
another biking outing breaking the law by riding on pavements and down steps would do!
1st of all go through the insurance, then next time you go to a supermarket don't park near other people then you won't have to moan about your car being dinged. Car park will have cctv so get onto your insurers and don't let the ill mannered old bat get away with it.
Yeah ****ing older people, lol, I had one reverse into me whilst I was walking along the pavement! She kicked off at me for punching the back window as I reminded her to ****ing look!!!
I now have a hate for sat nav users who are obsessed with this little devise on their dash board that they forget how to drive! I was amazed when I was cut up yesterday and she didn't even notice me at all I was sat on the horn! Twunts. It made it worse as she was in her later years!
so old people and technology whilst driving should be banned!
another biking outing breaking the law by riding on pavements and down steps would do!
And so it shall come to pass...
[i]Seems to be a running theme that you are getting into trouble with random women in public[/i]
Hmm.. I now recall an incident with some horse riders... eh? Peter?
Peter is a righteous man, and lives in a world of unrighteous women. He cannot stand to see unrighteousness flourish, and always challenges it wherever he finds it. 🙂
Hmm.. I now recall an incident with some horse riders... eh? Peter?
Horse riders?
I was very nice to them! I bid them good day and everything. Snotty toffee nosed chinless wonders that they were.
😉
Up until that point I'd never had the slightest problem with anone on a horse. I still think 99.99% of them are very pleasent and polite (Down from 100%!)
Wow, you must be so proud!Seems to be a running theme that you are getting into trouble with random women in public.
Hmm. On second read I'm probably making it sound worse than it was, sorry. Put it this way- I could see in her face that she KNEW she was wrong and was fully aware she'd hit me a good clout. I reckon she was hoping I wouldn't go any further and sue for a broken arm or the like.
See, I'm a plain talker. I'm not biased and I'm quite happy to have a pop at anyone who takes the ****. I've done it several times when I've been run off the road on a bike, and only one of them was a woman, but she was the only one to actually HIT me. Blow off some steam, call them all the names under the sun, turn the air blue for a few minutes. Go home, forget about it. All done and dusted.
🙂
Back in my uni days, I used to work at Tesco. I remember a particularly awkward car park confrontation where an old chap had reversed out of his parking space, straight into the side of a brand new Fiat Punto – literally brand new, it was the first day of the new registrations, and the woman had just picked it up from the dealership that morning. Old bloke had a right go at her, calling her a stupid woman, a bad driver, and that she should have seen he was reversing, etc.
Unfortunately for him, there were a lot of witnesses (and CCTV footage). The woman was in a queue to get out of the carpark, and had actually been completely stationary for nearly two minutes. The chap had gotten into his car, and decided to reverse out, despite the fact there was nowhere for him to go. Worst thing was, after had the first impact with her car, he tried to carry on reversing – the dent to the side of her car was huge, practically both doors on the passenger side caved in.
He still insisted he was in the right, while this poor woman, battling between incandescent rage and utter despair, was trying to get his insurance details. She was remarkably civil.
I’m disappointed in the lack of meat cleavers in this thread, btw.
I vote euthanasia
I vote for Yootha Joyce.
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Peter is a righteous man, and lives in a world of unrighteous women. He cannot stand to see unrighteousness flourish, and always challenges it wherever he finds it.
****ing right an' all! Harlots and Jezebels, the lot of 'em!!!!
Well, actually, not all of them. Only some of them really.
To be honest, possibly just a very tiny minority. But Harlots and Jezebels, nontheless!!!
When I say 'Harlots' and 'Jezebels', I do not of course mean that any particular women behave in a Harlotty or Jezebelly manner. It may be possible that one or two might, but then they might not.
In fairness, I shoon't really say things like that. It's not nice.
What about Musical Youth?
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You made me chuckle RB. I'm not proud of it.
Back in my uni days, I used to work at Tesco. I remember a particularly awkward car park confrontation where an old chap had reversed out of his parking space, straight into the side of a brand new Fiat Punto – literally brand new, it was the first day of the new registrations, and the woman had just picked it up from the dealership that morning. Old bloke had a right go at her, calling her a stupid woman, a bad driver, and that she should have seen he was reversing, etc.
This is incredible, I've had this too!
Sunny Saturday afternoon. Me in newish works Escort Van (Bright green) waiting to get out of B&Q carpark. Old Escort van to my right starts to reverse out of his space. I couldn't move anywhere so tried the horn, which was full of mud from working on site. I have the window open so lent out and knocked on his back window as he reversed into the side of me. He offered me £5 to 'forget about it' I laughed and took his details....
Hang on- horn not working?
You're virtually a murderer, and should be locked up for everyone's safety.
Sorry, sounds harsh, but it's the only way, I'm afraid.
I had a Yaris briefly. I almost dumped it at the side of the road but my GF pointed out it was worth money to someone if I sold it. I havent driven a Rover but I imagine they're similar to drive.
Boooooooo, what's with all the Yaris bashing? I love mine (okay, I've only ever driven a corsa and a getz for comparison) - and I'm of at least average intelligence and I'm certainly not blonde!
What everyone fails to realise it was a woman in most of the cases,Women from the age of 18 to 40 are compulsively forced to look in a mirror every few minutes,and in a car they have 3 to look into,(especially when in heavy rain in the outside lane of the motorway),they need to flick their hair,and apply makeup,more times than the Fourth bridge needs painting,its part of their Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
On reaching the age of 40,they are usually on the wane,and are geting droopy,and ugly,so no longer look in mirrors as they dont need reminding of how old they look,so most women never ever use the mirrors on a car,just in case they catch a view of themselves.
[i]Yaris is a piece of s... that only a dumb blonde would be seen in.[/i]
My next-door neighbours daughter drives (loosest possible definition of the word) a Yaris. She's not a dumb blonde though, she's a spectacularly dumb ginger. Can't park the car for love or money. Every morning I get woken up at 6.30am by her parents standing in the street yelling instructions to her on how to park this thing in a space you could turn a barge round in. And somehow, the silly bint still manages to box me in. Her parents of course think it's my fault for having (and I quote) "too long a car". It apparently infringes on HER parking spot and they let me know it every time I step outside my door.
The daughter, in case you're wondering, is 34. If it was a 17 year old learner driver in a massive 4x4 I'd understand the parking issue but how on earth this daft cow has managed to get this far through life I will never understand.
crazy-legs, my parking is probably no better than the ginger-un. Once, a middle aged bloke in a 7series offered to park my car for me. He was being polite- I declined but my gf roared with laughter 😳
Spent half of sunday talking to the police do the ****ing youths trashing my car overnight. Can't escape. I MUST buy a house in the fields with no neighbours. I'm starting to hate the general public more and more.
I know of one woman who will drive around and around until she can park 'nose in' as she simply cannot parallel park.
And another that cannot reverse her car for more than the bare minimum because it 'hurts her neck' and expects neighbours to move their cars so she can get out of her space.
And in the spirit of equality, I am a sh*t driver. 😉
How's the family, M-F?
My housemate is a trainee WPC, it was her first day on foot patrol in Oxford last week. She had two 80yrs old fighting, one had sparked out the other with his walking stick, after arresting him it turned out that these two have been beating each other up for years. After being released from hospital the one that got smacked was promising swift and brutal retribution.
How's the family, M-F?
Doing very well I thank you very much. Unfortunately it is my first day back at work which isn't what I want really - the girls spent their first week in special care due to their relatively low birth weight and low blood sugars so I don't feel like we have got into a good routine or had them home much yet.
Still - plenty of time for that 🙂
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You look very proud!
They look gorgeous 😀
