“Show me the money”
“You can’t handle the truth”
“The names (insert surname) xxxxx, (insert forename) xxxxx (insert surname) xxxxx”
“I see dead people”
And..
“I’ll be back”
And, especially for here..
“I’m serious, and don’t call me Shirley”
^^ damn you @jam “show me the money” was mine 🙂
I need a vacation
From shrek
Have I farted ?
if I’d have farted you’d have died
Feel the force
It’s beyond my control (Malcovich in Dangerous Liasons - used used this numerous times at work)
Verbal memes 😉
No double dipping.
I’ll get my coat.
Edit. I've just understood Rusty Spanner's problem with the swear filter.
The only reason the Father Ted one in there is because it was getting overly abused, AFAIK. It was done before my time though.
Apart from
"Round up the usual suspects" and
"This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship" as well as "Here's looking at you, kid" not to mention
"We'll always have Paris", not forgetting
"Off all the gin joints in all the world..."
Casablanca gave us the most quoted line that no-one actually said
"Play it again, Sam"
Loads from The Wire
This - "you don't pay a ni**er, a n***** ain't gonna work"
"Adjourn your asses"
It's an extender!
Monkey Tennis?
First rule of Street Countdown...
Does Shakespeare [url= http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2014/04/45-phrases-coined-shakespeare-450th-birthday ]count.[/url]?
Rising intonation in statements, thanks to Neighbours / Home and Away etc 😉
Often used by various members of my team when talking to (or at) Project Management -
'You might think that, I couldn't possibly comment.'
Groundhog day
Every time my colleague Dave asks me to do something: "I'm sorry Dave, I cannot do that."
Describing crap towns as wretched hives of scum and villainy.
Colleage: Where you working next week?
Me: London.
Them: London?
Me: Yes, London. You know - fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary ****ing Poppins - London.
I think some posters are confusing "common lexicon" with "lexicon of my mates / family."
Common lexicon: groundhog day
Mates' lexicon: so what is it?
Rising intonation in statements, thanks to Neighbours / Home and Away etc
Buffyspeak, more like.
so what is it?
I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.
I know it was a book first, but "Catch 22" has undeniably made it, appears in dictionaries and everything.
It saddens me that in the near future there'll be a generation of people who can move a large object from point A to point B without invoking the Chuckle Brothers
😥
This might show my age, but “What are we today then Gilbert?”
Too many Basil Fawlty idioms to list, but a huge number fit my personality and relationship. “Please try to understand this before one of us dies” was possibly overused at work.
Let me put my thinking head on
I love it when a plan comes together.
It saddens me that in the near future there'll be a generation of people who can move a large object from point A to point B without invoking the Chuckle Brothers
They were a bit derivative though - the moustashe, the mullet, the catch phrase.
"To me, or not to me."
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It rubs the lotion on it's skin
Clunge
Bullshot: "Is this seemly, Mrs. Platt-Higgins, playing popular music and your husband only ten years dead?"
Lots from Billy Liar and Alan Partridge.
"Textbook" is my most overused one from AP.
“Let’s have a look at what you could of won.”
Don't think.. feeeel!
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"Do or do not, there is no try"
Those Harry Enfield catch phrases!
You don't wanna do it like that...
WE're considerably richer than youw
Does a lot of work for charidee....
Seen many of them used on here... and probably the most popular, from the Fast Show -
I'll get my coat
Oi Shadders 😆
Best ever fillum ever in black and white.
“ the rule are, there are no rules”
“ zeds dead baby”
“goodnight from me and good night from him”
“yea canni change the laws of physics”
“i feel the need the need for speed”
“I’m scared of never feeling this way about anyone again”
“no one puts babe in an corner”
“seven!”
“play it again sam”
“Game over man, game over”
“Calmer than you dude, calmer than you”
“You come right out of a comic book”
“Bullshit Mr Han man”
Are some my friends and I use along with the other Bruce from Enter the Dragon lines above. My boss sometimes uses “Band Meeting” when we have meetings. It’s great because it’s only him and me that are Concords fans 🙂
Schwing.
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Where's the foetus gonna gestate - you gonna keep it in a box?
BAD example - One One using “Twelfty” for every height marking on their seat posts
Very amusing at first but really bloody annoying when actually trying to reset / reinstall / adjust / use the bloody thing !
Am I bovvered?
Yeah, but no but yeah.
What you talking about ?
Shopping (said in a very Scottish accent)
Computer says No
Triggers Broom!
I used to (OK, still do) say "A haaaaandbaaag ?" in a full pantomime Edith Evans impersonationtheotherjonv - Member
... obviously chosen to extend their learning experience to the best films, but mainly to cause maximum annoyance.
never* caught on - even just in the family 😥
*(yet)
"Winter is coming"
I used to (OK, still do) say "A haaaaandbaaag ?" in a full pantomime Edith Evans impersonation
never* caught on - even just in the family
We used to say that one too!
There was also this Welsh comedy thing back in the 70s (Ryan & Ronnie?), few catchphrases off that stuck with our family - 'Don't call will on yer father!' being one 😆
