Is anyone expecting this to be anything other than a car crash?
Is this going to run into the daily briefing?
Ruse to make the exposure to scrutiny shorter.
Being late limits the amount of time for questions before the daily briefing (BJ himself) kicks in promptly at 5pm to the second.
EDIT, about 3 seconds after posting the radio tells me the daily briefing has moved to 6pm. Shows what I know.
Have government sources not yet leaked whether government sources are or aren't going to resign yet?
Limited time for questions, for sure. Do you think we’ll get a “that’s none of your business” answer?
EDIT: 6pm? Damn, weekly zoom with the grandparents who my kids haven’t seen this year is at six.
His kid needs to pee-pee
I will need one if it doesn't happen soon! 22 minutes and counting - he is seriously taking the p*ss!
Ha ha, I love this
The Thick Of It.
22 minutes and counting
He needs help pulling his pants up.
It's a miracle he was ever elected as prime Minister.
Bridgen (asshole) has dropped that the public will be 'surprised' at the details Dom has not yet been able to share as he can't 'tell his side of the story', until now, that is.
He's going to balls it out.
I'm switching the telly off.
I've got a barbecue to get going (household only, of course).
This **** can wait for another day.
He's delaying as a power trip, same as the main act comes on late to build the anticipation.
Though in this case it means everyone is losing patience and it will just make it worse.
Either that or the Durham Police statement has thrown a serious spanner in the works.
I'd laugh my socks off if he's been taken in for questioning by the plod.
He's obviously struggling to arrange childcare.
Just shows the contempt he and his puppet have for us plebs
It's the tramp outfit......
doubling down......
Whoever is trying to play the Jaws theme on the cello is making a right arse of it.
so 10 seconds in it is clear, he has no intention of resigning.
The bullshit klaxon is going off in the background already!
Sounds like a Boris has pulled the fire alarm in the background 😂
‘Nobody’ in London who could help.
It’s a meek and mild pity party.
<great saxophone solo>
What the f*** is that Claxton sound in the background? I can't concentrate on what Cumstain is saying.
Safe, safe, safe… does that mean everyone left behind in London were not staying safe, and acting with safety in mind?
He IS playing the victim
Boo bloody hoo.
Release the hounds
Did he really say he went to see his wife (who had symptoms) and then went back to work?
Don't try the Princess Di emotionally vulnerable. No-one believes you.
His day trip was to “test his eyesight”… WTF?!?
Abso-****ing-lute bullshit merchant.
He had balls though, I'll give him that.
Loving the retro World Cup feel...
A 30 minute test drive? Well played sir!
this is like a made up story to fit the facts....
This is like a suspect reading a prepared statement in an interview, but less convincing.
Told ya. Pee-Pee!
So what is is describing is still breaking the rules. He drove for 30mins for non essential journey.
What a crock of shit this all is
Perhaps they could get Tom Hardy to read this out on Jackanory
I'm going to see my parents tomorrow to see if they look the same as I remember. Can't be too careful......
30 minute test drive with dodgy eyesight? That just happened to end up at a beauty spot?
UK. You have just been trolled.
We are ****ed.
He's playing the victim card, looking up every now and again to check the reactions and modifying his voice accordingly.
Not buying a second of it.
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Damn, bullshit-o-meter doesnt work
"I did it all to help you.....PLEBS!"
Can we all do a short test drive to see if we can safely drive when we're drunk, or on strong meds now? That's the way to test you're safe isn't it, drive a massive SUV around risking other people's lives?
So he also didn't isolate while his wife had symptoms and went for a non-essential drive to assess his fitness?
Please stop this bedtime story and just resign.
