[Closed] dog sh1t shaming

Well done, op....

slowoldman - Member
I'm amazed owning dogs remains popular. Who wants to run around picking up dog shit?
POSTED 14 HOURS AGO #

I see child ownership in the same manner.... However, at some point you don't have to literally pick up their shit, you are morally obliged to deal with it in its various forms.

I often call people out for letting their pooch shit and walking away.

A few weeks ago as I was leaving the house there was a couple outside watching their dog shit on the verge. They walked off so I caught up with them and marched then back and made them remove it. He used a paper bag.

Last year I went outside and there was a fresh shit on the verge. I went inside and made a little flag. On it I wrote "sind wir in Berlin? Nein!" (Berlin is ridden with dog turds) and stuck it in the pile.
A week later there was another one. Again, i made a flag... Thus time "wenn ich dich sehe, dann frisst du denn scheiß."

Not been much poo outside our house since.

pitduck - Member

M6TTF you sound like an aggressive arsehole,fair chance you'd be wearing it if you spoke to anyone like that round here

no tree hanging necessary. it was the middle of the high street. offending pile of turd was about 7ft from a bin.

pitduck - Member

M6TTF you sound like an aggressive arsehole,fair chance you'd be wearing it if you spoke to anyone like that round here

Sounds like a classy spot where the desire to roll around in dog turds trumps calling out some lazy selfish git.

We have a local dog walker who lets other peoples dogs sh1t all over the place.

"well then you gonna be getting your hands dirty" is not calling out some lazy selfish git,its threatening them,as I said hard "boys" generally get what they ask for 🙄

Sounds like a classy spot where the desire to roll around in dog turds trumps calling out some lazy selfish git

It's not about the message, it's about how you put it across.

Some pillock in the park yawped at me the other day..

I'd just let kids and dog out of the car and was trying to grab picnic, lock up and herd the clan together before setting off..

Suddenly smug wally looms into view with his red face, crew cut and shi' tzu pointing to where my dog is and spits 'your dogs done a poo pal'

'ah brilliant, thanks mate' I gratefully say, turning round to spot the kids disappearing over the horizon as I reach into my pocket for a poo bag..

'yeah, your dog's done a poo... there'

'yeah I saw, cheers mate'
'are you picking it up then or what'

'yeah, I am.. now are you ****ing off before I... ah **** it, whatever... thanks mate'

tit

Maybe we should just put down all the cats who's owners can't pick up after them. How many cat owners do you ever see out picking up after their beloved moggy? Just saying like...

[quote=squirrelking ]Maybe we should just put down all the cats who's owners can't pick up after them. How many cat owners do you ever see out picking up after their beloved moggy? Just saying like...

🙄

Cats are cool d00d 😉

Yep I always take people to task if I see it, really pisses me off. Used to live in a village which was quite built up but still had sheep in it due to a farmer not fixing his fences and it being adjacent to common land, told one dog owner to pick up the shit and she refused as there was a bit of sheep shit nearby and she figured it was the same. I said I'd eat the sheep shit if she ate her dog shit but she wasn't keen.

£5k fine for dog fouling there too.

Shit machines with shit for brains owners 99% of the time.

I've been forced to give one a backhander before now and come close on several other occasions, gobshite low lifes where I live.

I've been forced to give one a backhander

wonder if he hung his brown envelope in a tree 😆

Obviously dog owners are not all equal.
It seems to me though that dog owners are desensitised to their dog and its sh!t.
The problem I have come across is so called professional dog walkers.
They turn up to the local grassy area near where I live. Open up the back of the van to let the half dozen dogs jump out.
They scatter in all directions, no control at all and do their business. I have picked up on a few who claim that it's 'a bit difficult to keep track of them all' yea well I'm sure it is...
The fact that some dog owners take their dogs away from their own houses so the dog can relieve itself, does contradict my earlier comment though.
Also had a few run ins with the council who seem useless at responding to either cleaning up after serial offenders and also dealing with serial offenders. Labels about fines on lamp posts are not effective they need to prosecute.

It boils my piss too, as I'm a dog owner and hate the thought of leaving her turds, no matter how small, anywhere. We've dog bags stashed everywhere, to cover almost all scenarios.

@ v8ninety - I give-em your address and have told them how they can make big money at your business Cash-4-SloppyDogTurds.