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I strongly suspect not all answers in threads like this are entirely serious...


 
Posted : 15/02/2024 3:42 pm
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Bum the neighbour to assert dominance.
Make the dog watch.

Be the alpha.


 
Posted : 15/02/2024 3:49 pm
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I'm just enjoying the intense irony of someone who defended their right to let their cat crap anywhere it wanted now having similar pet 💩 problems but because it's from a dog something must be done.


 
Posted : 15/02/2024 3:54 pm
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Bum the neighbour to assert dominance.
Make the dog watch.

Be the alpha.

Sense at last. See, some people here have a serious, realistic approach to this issue.


 
Posted : 15/02/2024 3:57 pm
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We had a German shepherd next door regularly coming into our garden and crapping.

That's nothing. The German that lives next door to us is in his garden at all hours, singing "I want to know what love is!" at the top of his voice.

Bloody Foreigner.


 
Posted : 15/02/2024 4:01 pm
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Look at that wheelsonfire1 ! RACISM too!!! 😂


 
Posted : 15/02/2024 4:06 pm
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Bum the neighbour to assert dominance.
Make the dog watch.

Be the alpha.
Sense at last. See, some people here have a serious, realistic approach to this issue.

Hee heee 🙂


 
Posted : 15/02/2024 4:49 pm
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Mither & mutter, but do nothing.

It's the British way.

Or.

Maybe offer to help them fix their back garden fences etc to make the garden secure, when asked why you think it's insecure you can state that you assume that's why they let the dog out to cr@p out the front. As they seem to think it's always because the dog has escaped 'again' it might strike a chord that you're onto them.


 
Posted : 15/02/2024 5:22 pm
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Some of you are right bastards aren’t you!

Yes. And?

I’ve noticed an increasing trend for dog owners to just let their dogs shit on footpaths, without even attempting to pick the crap up in a bag, or if they do, they then just drop the bag’o’crap on the pavement and leave it. My front garden is open to the road, because it’s where I park my car. It’s also gravelled, so rainwater can easily drain. Neighbours either side are also the same, but theirs are concrete. Some asshole walks their dog up my road, and I’m certain are deliberately letting their dog crap on my drive, because there’s never any crap on their concrete, where it would be impossible to miss.
I’ve found crap directly below the driver’s door of my car, as well, but I can’t think of anything I can do about it, because it’s unlikely to be anybody nearby, because those few with dogs don’t seem to take them out for walks, because they’re noisy little rats on a string, so just stay in the back garden and yap interminably! 🤷🏼

I’m just enjoying the intense irony of someone who defended their right to let their cat crap anywhere it wanted now having similar pet 💩 problems but because it’s from a dog something must be done.

I get most of the neighbourhood cats in my back garden, crapping indiscriminately all over the lawn I’m trying to wildflower, I’ve even found cat turds in the large square terracotta pot my apple tree is in! That I solved by putting a load of clippings from my Pyrocanthus hedge in the pot.

Not something I can easily do elsewhere in the garden. The cats come from the flats the other side of my fence, they come and go through a window that’s left open for them, and there’s several from houses further down the road.
Quite why they come into my garden, when there’s grass and dirt for them to crap in every where around, I guess it might possibly be my bird feeders on my tree…

My only way of dealing with it is to scoop it up with something and fling it over the fence onto the grass around the flats, when nobody’s around, which is much of the time.


 
Posted : 15/02/2024 6:08 pm
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Dog crap is not a problem encountered by the op, alone.

Your councils should have allocated specific areas for dogs to crap.

I actually consider it quite cruel, not to do so.

It’s a bit like waking up after a heavy drinking session and not being able to see, but bursting for a pi**.

You’re just flailing about, trying to find a light switch or any clue to the whereabouts of the loo. Pretty unpleasant!

Dogs rely on their sense of smell when deciding where to crap, and being able to go to the same spot takes a lot of the pressure off of them.

I think that in New York, they have special fenced-off enclosures, just for this purpose.


 
Posted : 16/02/2024 1:10 am
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Some of you are right bastards aren’t you!

You know the (clearly stupid) saying "fight fire with fire?" Well, fight bastard with bastard, I say. 😁 Victory through superior firepoower.

(That was a genuine typo but I'm leaving it.)


 
Posted : 16/02/2024 1:47 pm
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I have the same problem, I'm assuming it's the same dog that decides to crap right outside my gate. Even though its access to 3 houses I'm always the 1 having to get rid of it. Have tried signs going up, didn't work. Unfortunately I don't know who the dog belongs to otherwise I'd be playing sh*te-alight on their doorstep and poo posting through their letterbox, if that didn't work I'd be smearing it over their front door or maybe even poo graffiti on the door

One day I'll find them and go total Liam Neeson on them.

Bar stewards


 
Posted : 16/02/2024 3:25 pm
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Victory through superior firepoower.

Next time the dog appears use a flamethrower on it?


 
Posted : 16/02/2024 3:29 pm
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Post pictures of the dog in action around the neighbourhood as part of a Wanted Irresponsible Owner campaign.


 
Posted : 16/02/2024 7:36 pm
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