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showed that they were actually pull on sleeves.
Every day is a school day on here. Pull on fake tattoo sleeves? 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 (repeat to fade)
I like a good cushion in a car.
Nothing says "home from home" better than a lovely crocheted mini scatter cushion (or two)
Does anything say 'I am a *' quite like...
....declaring that someone, who they don't know anything about, is a ** based on their choice of headgear.
I wear this when it's cold. Real rabbit fur. How many ***'s do I get.
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All that hat on the parcel shelf means "Geoffrey Boycott's car" to me...
Or the man from Del Monte.
*googles 'tattoo sleeves'*
Or the man from Del Monte
My father in law used to be The Man from DelMonte (the real one, running their UK fruit business...)
And did he generally like to say yes?
errrr, yes.
Just emailed you about that, matt.
And they say advertising-land is unrepresentative of real life. How wrong they are!
On the back parcel shelf of my car is a claw hammer, balclava and jar of Rohypnol.
In the boot is a plasitc groundsheet.........
On the back parcel shelf of my car is a claw hammer, balclava and jar of Rohypnol.
In the boot is a plasitc groundsheet....
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Ha ha, just realised he's wearing a similar ish hat! 😆
Loddrik - you kind of derailed your own thread. Nothing says cool more than Sam Elliott. And what's on his head there (at that angle) looks a bit too much like a fedora for my liking. All my preconceptions have been shattered.
I have no issue with hats. I like a good hat.
I have no issues even with hats residing on vehicle parcel shelves. Seems as good a place as any.
However; wearing a hat or other headgear whilst driving in a closed-roofed vehicle is a cast iron sign that the driver is a weapons-grade clown and liable to do something exceptionally stupid / dangerous in the next five minutes.
Anyway, REAL men don't have parcel shelves .... They have tonneau covers.
Ot let's take that a stage further and declare that real men just ride bikes.
Anyway, REAL men don't have parcel shelves .... They have tonneau covers.
Does this mean as an owner of a people carrier sans boot cover, I am even more 'the man'?
@malvernrider - well said.
I hate all people who generalise.
To take the OP up on his challenge, I give you...
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Nothing says "I'm a ****" quite like fly-tipping. What do i win?
Incidentally I recall some time ago when I used to own a quad bike, and I was driving my car towing the quad bike on a trailer back from a trip out to the wilds... I looked over onto the passenger seat where my motorbike crash helmet was and decided to wear it in the car for the remainder of the trip home. I turned a few heads, they may have thought I was 'The Stig', but it occurred to me that the safety conscious amongst us may well embrace this new habit. Have no idea if it is illegal. Smoking was certainly more difficult. The End.
84% of deaths of car occupants are caused by blunt force head trauma - well worth wearing a helmet.
Does anything say 'I am a ****' quite like..
[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-33861268 ]Doing a power wheelie past the cops[/url]
To take the OP up on his challenge, I give you...
Banksy's version of Manet's picnic painting?
Saved by the absence of a parcel shelf!!! Score!!!
Does anything say 'I am a ****' quite like..
Doing a power wheelie past the cops
Driving on as if nothing had happened would be a fair old contender though.
Does anything say 'I am a ****' quite like...
Posting a thread with this title? (INR4TS).
mind you I have my own hang ups, why do people name houses, put their name on their bikes top tube, or refer to nikrs, cars etc as "she"?
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loddrik - MemberDoes anything say 'I am a ****' quite like...
Having one of these on the rear parcelshelf of your car...?
Yes, you secretly yearn for a ladyboy although you are no homo ... 😯
globalti - Member
Personalised numberplates say: "I'm vain and conceited and also stupid enough to waste money on my conceit".
You think. Someone fancies a laugh for a bit. Canny enough to find a plate with value to more people than just him. Buys it. Say £60K?
Doesn't depreciate, he doesn't have to service it, tax it or insure it (someone can steal the plastic, but not the right to display it). And when he sells it, there's no capital gains tax payable on any profit made.
Not anywhere near as daft, wasteful and conceited as spending £60K on a car, is it? 🙂
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Is that for me?
To me nothing says it more than one of those massive stickers in the back window displaying the owners football club.
Usually in the wrong city or in the wrong area of the city.
Yes I would like a brick through the back window of my car please.
No it's my own personal plate. Get your own.
mrmoofo - in the light of your post. If anyone has experience of Picato (ingenol mebutate) then any hat will do, staw, baseball, flatcap (my favorite) or bobble hat. Looking or being a xxxx is a lot less painful.