Bloody hell. You lot are WEIRD!!
Dude, you have no idea.
I've got a 2 year old.
Can you just explain how this discipline thing works to me? 😆
All joking aside a stern look and firm tone works on Funk Jr (he's 3) and Mrs Funkmaster just uses "do you want me to tell daddy" or other variants
which may also lead to no lego for 24 hours etc etc.
Well, there's always 'Lego roulette', where the recalcitrant [s]brat[/s] child is blindfolded and led to a room with Lego bricks scattered across the floor, and they are gently ushered into the room, with no shoes on and the door closed...
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I've got a 2 year old.Can you just explain how this discipline thing works to me?
Have your tried jar of marbles.
Jar of hearts
Started trying with my 2 year old. Count to 5. Little tike now takes the piss and joins in with the counting, when he is a real pain he gets sat on his own in the conservatory to calm down.
Now, what about disciplining someone else's child? I need some tips. On sat was in a playground and a slightly bigger boy, I'd say 4, came over cracked my boy in the face and dragged him backwards off a toy jeep). He got a maximum volume "NO YOU DO NOT DO THAT" followed rather embarrassingly by a "WHERE IS YOUR FATHER". No idea what I was going to do if he had been there.....every parent stops and stares at me.... But still it got the attention of his fat chav mum who was smoking a fag the other side of the park....who made some sort of vague attempt to tell the boy off. Later on the same boy cracked one of our friends kids too, so clearly had a problem and shouldn't be allowed to play unsupervised....my wife also saw his younger brother spitting in his grandmas face when she tried to get him to leave.
