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Despicable thieves steal Baby Jesus
Perhaps he was cold, hungry, crying and some kind soul took him home for warmth and milk, after all what ****ing good is gold, frankincense and myrrh when you are a few hours old and sleeping in a bloody drafty manger, personally i blame his parents for neglecting him whilst proclaiming he is the son of god - just shows you that the wish for fame and celebrity status for doing jack-all is not a modern ailment.
Sounds like a job for: https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/religious-intolerance-blasphemy-and-damage-to-personal-possessions/
Joseph's gone missing as well. In Knaresborough. Apparently he was found decapitated with his head having been used as a football.
Mary is now a one parent family (& I'm not even sure about Jesus actually being there with her, can't see him in the crib)
Sad sign of the times.
Is the talking point 'why is there a seal in the manager'?
Just along the road from our office.
Schwines
Perhaps he was cold, hungry, crying and some kind soul took him home for warmth and milk
They should have taken him to the Cafe Royal for a fish supper.
Bunch of amateurs, should've waited 'till after three kings gave the kid their gifts.
If they’d also have taken his bed he’d truly be away in a manger.
I once stole the Holy Ghost from a nativity scene and nobody noticed
esselgruntfuttock
Apparently he was found decapitated with his head having been used as a football.
A head which at this time, has no name
I KNOW HIS NAME
A head which at this time, has no name
I KNOW HIS NAME
Do you think they shouted "Give me the prize!" as they did the deed?
Mary is now a one parent family
2 weeks to Christmas, I bet universal credit won't be through in time.
Mary is now a one parent family
2 weeks to Christmas, I bet universal credit won’t be through in time.
I hate to break it to you, but Joseph isn’t the daddy. The real father will be tricky for the CSA to chase too.
But what possessed them to give him a Mexican name?
But what possessed them to give him a Mexican name?
They knew for thousands of years people would be inspired to build walls in his name 😀
It's ok, it can't be Jesus, he won't be born for another 10 days yet. Far too early to start Christmas...