[Closed] Dave Bingo - what sub-species do you know?

Midnight Dave
Miserable Chef Dave
and another Disco Dave - could be the same one, though!

They all post on here lets see if they recognise themselves

G'Dave
'vid
mad dog Dave
used to know gay Dave

knew a few other daves but my mates weren't very imaginative and nicknames were usually surname (or an abbreviation of) with a -y appended

I know a hypno-Dave. It's his job and everything. (although not sure his clients/patients call him that...)

To my inlaws I'm Dave 2 due to their other daughter already being married to a Dave.
To my Auntie I'm Little Dave due to my Dad being Big Dave.

[i]How do you accidentally sleep with someone?[/i]

I was at a party, went upstairs with one girl, went back down stairs to get some 'jonnies', went back upstairs, it was dark, went into what I thought was the right room, starting playing with what I thought was the right girl, realised it wasn't but she didn't seem to mind so I carried on. Simple mistake really.

Just in my work:
Dave B (me)
Dave B (used to sit on the desk next door before an office reshuffle)
Dave B (used to sit on the desk opposite before an office reshuffle)
Dave K (never here, always ill)

I don't know that many other Daves but lots of people know me 😀

guitar Dave (I know 2 of these)
Dave the bass

At uni there was Irish Dave in our halls who came from Ireland, and there were two Daves from Yorkshire, me n a lad from Hull. I become known as Yorkshire Dave, he was Dave, I like to think my heavy accent helped in that process, and the fact I have a whippet n flat cap glued to hand and head (you can workout which is where) Even living back in good ol' west Yorkshire I get called Yorkshire Dave. Tha knoz.

Hello Dave you're my wife now! 😯

Navy davey - no clues as to his previous occupation

Caveman dave - actually my dad, but to most other people apparently he looks a bit like a caveman

Dave dave dave (said in the style of allan partridge trying to get dan to notice him in the car park) - getting his attention was really difficult

I'm known in at least one place as Spirit-level Dave, due to a knack I had for dancing like a drunken dervish every Sunday afternoon, always with pint in hand, never spilt a drop..
I'm also one of The Three Wise Davids, in fact my user name is a bastardisation of youngster, cos I'm the oldest of the Wise Davids

I always like a good Dangerous Dave, but I think the most niche Dave I met has to be Nanda Devi Dave

I know a "Daaaaaaaave!". He's my go-to chap for all things HiFi and computers, so is a very valuable person to know.

I know a couple more Daves, one of which is handy with a kayak.

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Used to work with a handbag Dave.
Possibly the campest man I ever met.
He'd "entertain" us at lunchtimes with tales of his sordid sexual exploits.
He moved to Cornwall and is, I suspect, the gayest builder in the South West.

Worked with
Dr Dave
Boffin Dave
Cath the boffin, who we also called Dave given it was the same time as the other 2 Dave's were there and it easier to call her Dave
Chuckles Dave, as he was a miserable twonk

Ridden with Bearded Dave, he's a nice guy, (waves towards Holland!)

Actual Dave.
When our next door neighbours first moved in, they referred to any male neighbour as Dave until they found out their real name. When they discovered one neighbour was actually called Dave, he became 'actual Dave', obviously.

Haven't read the thread, but what about Dave Spart? That just about covers all the sixth form (bully boy) Marxists on here.

After a run of unfortunate shoe/canine faeces interfaces when we were kids, my brother temporarily became Dogshit Dave

Dai Young (he's still alive)
Dai Burger (actually skinny)
Dai the boot (local cobbler)

I know two Dave the plumbers, they work together as well. It all got too confusing so we christened one of them Shit Dave due to the fact that his banter was a bit crap.

The one & only Dave Breaks

I shared a flat with 4 guys called Dave when I was a student. Dave A,Dave J, Bikerdave and Salford.
At least it was easy to remember their names

I know -

Big Dave
Shakies Dave -He ran a pub called Shakespeare's
Dave The Chef - sometimes known as "shave the deaf"
Dangerous Dave -He breaks things (including himself) a lot
And lastly
Other Dave - because he's none of the above

Every Dave I know is fat.
They are all Fat-Dave.

Did my apprenticeship with "Dirk Diggler Dave". He got the name from his love of porn..
And one of the regulars in the pub I worked in was known as "Grave Dave" because he liked to drink and do lots of drugs and we all thought he'd end up in the grave pretty quickly..still going strong now, 15 years later

Wow - we're getting near a full house here!

I had a friend convert to Islam so he became Muslim Dave.

Watery-eyed Dave has watery eyes.

cloudnine - Member

Dai Young (he's still alive)

I know a song by him.........

Over the years -

Dai Clem
Dai Young
Half haircut Dave
Dai the Boat