Matt24k - Member
This bloke is 63
big bloke
And you wouldn't want to go all up in his grill, you get me?
yes but he is slow
damn that Ninja edit making flash's quip look redundant
JY Sams 24 and a new mum Neighbours are in their 60`s and think they can do as they please .
Sams just about cooled from incandescent to just angry and will be going round tomorrow to see them .
Tell Sam to tell neighbours wife (and neighbours)that is where she was sunbathing last week in the good weather and she suspects he has cut the hedge down to get a better look. (That will put the cat amongst the pigeons) 😈
just found out the neighbour has an MBE
draw a huge penis on his lawn using weedkiller...
Burn his new ****ting fence down.
just found out the neighbour has an MBE
Murdered Bush Evidence ?
Mighty Big Ego
Thats red wine spat all over the puter Lol cranberry
Draw a goalpost on your side of the fence and get said child a ball to play with. Sorted.
Who the f@*k planted a leilandi tree so close to a decent looking stone wall? Although her neighbours are clearly arsewits they've done her landlord a big favour by getting rid of it before the tree uprooted the wall.
advice to your daughter should be to inform the landlord and leave it for the landlord to sort.
+1
without meaning to sound curt, it's pretty much nothing to do with the tennant.
SJ IMHO its got a fair bit to do with the tennant
as yes its a rented house but its also a home and as such she has a right to not have her neighbour coming in to her rented garden and pruning the rented trees .
I'm with drawing a big Leylandi on his lawn with weedkiller.
When they moan just shrug & tell then to speak to the landlord.
why has no one mentioned bombers or weeing in shoes?
cos they are old and lame?
just found out the neighbour has an MBE
Mountain biking edjit.
Edjit is how some irish peeps i know say idiot.
well I see your point Trout, but the tenant doesn't own anything in the eyes of the law.
Trespassing I can agree with, but I see it as a responsibility to report to landlord and not a lot else.
Has your daughter spoken to to landlord yet? there might be a slim chance it was pre-agreed? They may have verbal agreements regarding upkeep of plants/grounds etc.
The most simple thing to do would be take a deep breath, knock on the door and say something like ''sorry but I cant help but notice you have entered my garden and cut down a hedge, did you have permission to do so?''
If they say yes, they verify.
If they say no, then ask what was their reason for trespassing, and I will have to report this.
That or speak to the landlord first.
Keep the moral high ground. For now, at least.
technically, the daughter may have a right to enojyment of the bush, if that's denied her, her claim is against her landlord.
IMO she's got a right for the neighbours not to **** her around, so she should report it.
enjoyment of the bush
praise the lord
Are you sure this is nothing to do with trouts daughter? It's trespass on her property with her consent. The same as a landlord cant access property with prior notification? Landlord or tenant I would be f***ing fuming if a neighbour came into my property and would go around and kindly ask them to not step onto my property without permission. In terms of proceedings betond this though if not the daughters tree it would be down to the landlord to resolve
maybe they cut it down so they can finish putting up and painting the fence, and then they're going to replace it, you know, seeing as they have an MBE and all.
Can you be stripped of an MBE for murdering a small conifer?
there is the possibility that they leant over to cut it, and pulled the cuttings over..
be sure to let us know how the riddle ends Trout
is the rose there as a poignant tribute?
looks like a pretty tidy garden corner. Is this seriously what you have to gripe about?? I really don't believe some of the stuff on here.
How about if she planted the bush, in the ground that she rented, is it anything to do with her then?
No I believe that they have no issue with the garden being tidy Kevevs - what gives you that impression ?
The issue, which I would have thought was fairly easy to understand, is that some of the property which the OP's daughter rents has apparently been destroyed by her neighbour. HTH
And no, he's not asking your opinion on whether you think conifers are nice or not.
ahh, so what, worse things happen.
ahh, so what, worse things happen.
Well if you haven't got a problem with it then why are you commenting ?
Get on with your life and don't worry about it.
ok 🙂
How about if she planted the bush, in the ground that she rented, is it anything to do with her then?
If she had permission to plant? mebbe.
But again, I can only see trespassing as the tennants leverage, not damage to landlords property.
Speak to the neighbour and get their point of view, then unleash if still warranted.
Perhaps the neighbour can ask to use her toilet and whilst in there hack off some of the wall tiles, if they take a fancy to them. After all they're not her wall tiles - she only rents them.
If the garden is part of her lease then the trees, bushes, paving slabs, etc, are there for her enjoyment.
competitively tidying up your landlords patch is a downward spiral. Don't even bother starting imo.
She can still enjoy them. In fact she can even take them inside to enjoy them more now.
Don't blame them - conifers are just growing problem and the roots will probably damaging the stone wall.
so what happens if the trees were picked up on the 'inventory' of the property? Agent comes round, where's the trees?
I bet they read the daily mail.
So, go round and say "I think some scallies have been in my garden, doing damage, honestly, young people today have no respect, this country. I bet they were gay illegal immigrants"
then when they say it was them you can say," what on earth for? it's like you've raped my eyes"
they'll know then that they are worse than everything they hate.
or, attach a load of super high powered lights to poles and point them into their living room window.
I'd be getting some cheap white paint and just lay it on thick on the joints in the fence so it runs out on the other side.. then maybe jizz on the fence and set it on fire
So the next door owners / tennants , for whatever reason jumped the fence and cut down the tree . There has to be a sunlight issue , or a particularly nice view that they wanted to see.
They then left the evidence in full veiw in their own garden .
Deliberate wind up act .- You know it was us . What are you going to do about it....
Rise above them . Do and say nothing . Revenge is a dish best dished out in a higher magnitude .
As an aside , creosote or alloy wheel cleaner a 10ft penis on their lawn would be fair . Need re turfing to remove . Dont ever take your alloy wheels off the car and clean them on your lawn with alloy wheel cleaner . UNless you want 4 circular patterns that look like an alien spacecraft has landed embedded in your lawn for years
Singletrackmind speaks with the voice of experience. Less damaging is the iron salt that greens up the lawn. This can be spread to spell "old gits live here" on the front lawn.
Invent a time machine, go back to the night of the neighbours conception and just before the father impregnates the mother, slap his arse with a dead cat dipped in vinegar. Disaster averted.
I think she should just go into his garden, cut something of his down and leave it in her garden. I am confident it will annoy him immensely. And as he owns, an escalation is going to harm his pride and joy more.
a 10ft penis on their lawn would be fair
I have seen that done, very effective, but might just get the boys in blue visiting 😉
My brother had a 30 foot streatch of trees cut down by his neighbour while he was on his holiday, so he hired a 40 foot tall inflatable waving santa and lit it up at night waving into the neighbours garden 😉
That all ended up in court and a £7k payout to replace the trees.
update.
Landlord did not give permission but also is not bothered about the lost bush .
Sam is going to have a chat with neighbour and tell him he's been a bastid
also going to point him to this thread .
I suggested a call to the local newspaper and give them the story of MBE recipient taking law into his own clippers.
