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I'd venture "hive mind" as verging on the bollocksy side of things
only ever seen it here though
"We're eating our own dogfood" always makes me smile.
"It's a no brainer" I hate this.
"We're eating our own dogfood" always makes me smile.
We've given up doing that - now we "drink our own champagne". Presumably we used to just steal someone else's, so I guess it's an improvement.
Life in the voluntary sector, sorry the 3rd sector, is full of the same crap we have heard from our chums in the public & private sector.
Quick wins - Do stuff quick so it looks like we are good.
Low hanging fruit - Do the easy stuff first
Heads up - Some sort of porn instruction
I hate leveraging. it isn't even a word.
Having worked as a consultant for many years, I take pride in calling a "problem" a "problem". WTF does it have to be an "issue"? the only result of that is that the word issue now means problem and you can't use it for issue any more.
Sorry, rant over
"It's a no brainer"
Said by people who wouldn't be able to cope if it did involve use of the brain (and often if they did they might realise it's not as obvious as they think).
I hate leveraging. it isn't even a word.
Yes it is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leverage_(finance)#Use_of_Language
"leveraging", whether or not wikipedia 😆 legitimises it is as wrong (in the opposite way) as "thanks for the invite" and "it's a big ask"
alfabus - MemberI was told to 'leverage the global matrix' the other day.
I hope you told him that it was just a film, not actually real
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Was thinking at work today ( 😯 ) maybe you people who get the opportunity to use this crap should get a few bikey ones in there:
"we need to change the leverage ratio towards the end or this project risks bottoming out"
"gnarly" was invented for these situations
maybe even vertical compliance but laterally rigid
consider it a challenge