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In my job I quite often have to call people with names that might be regarded as having comedy value. For example, I once had to speak with a Chinese woman who for the sake of her western colleagues had adopted the classic British name 'Fanny'. That might not have been so bad except that her surname was 'Thong' thus 'Fanny Thong'.
Barati Crack was also mildly ammusing, as was Randy Bellows.
They all pale into insignificance with the following, all time comedy name:
Anurag Dikshit - the brains behind Partygaming.com - It's one of those that you just have to think is made up until you Google him: [url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anurag_Dikshit ]Clicky[/url]
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I once had to deal with a client who had a son called Kuntal Sogi.
I just referred to him as "your son"
Guy in our firm id Dave De'ath
I have a customer called Mr Field. He's a farmer!
miss a minge 😀
Susan Bumgardner was my fave in a previous job. Now there's a Fishy Dong (spelling might be different) and Wan Kin Man.
A colleague had to deal with a lovely little old lady called Mrs D Evil - I didn't believe it till I saw the official documentation in her name!
From our address book at work we have
Sunny Tan
Sunny Son
Sunny ChangChine
Suki He
Fanny Fan
Fei Ling Liew
Formal Upwards
to name but a few
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Ivana ****
And my personal favourite
Joseph Fukstienes
Chipps Chippendale. 😉
Work in telemarketing. It never fails to amaze me how many people have names that suit their jobs. We started to write them down a while back, and used to use it as a marketing tool, but people refused to believe it. Mr Car the taxi driver, Mr Bun the baker, Mr Snap the photographer...Endless.
There's a US polititian called Randy Bumgardner. makes me laugh... 😆
From our company email address book
[i]Angelika Koch[/i] sadly not met her to prove it either way 😉
Bumbaker Siddiq - Saw this name while temping an age ago.
Dawn Magalaga, Dorcas Podger - Guy at uni swore he went to school with both of these at some point.
Herbert Moment - My sister came across this name whilst working for Thames Water.
Was at a meeting last week with a Dick Whittington.
Used to be friendly with a Jan Crapp
Used to work with A. Pratt
Friend had a work colleague called Fuk Yu Jim
Mike Hunt
Have a mate who used to work with a 'Paul Micok' which is quite funny!
I've met Anurag Dikshit, didn't mention his surname though.
I've also had a telephone conversation with an Elton Wong once or twice.
When my friend finishes his Phd he'll be Dr Payne.
Used to live next door to Dr I Kill 😯 . He wasn't a medical Dr though 🙄
Someone at work did some work with a large database of American clients, including:
Pinky Kuntz
and
Randy Blackman
Raoul Acosta.
The Cock Inn pub near Luton?
One of my mates is called Steve Mycock.
My brother-in-law is Richard (think shortened version) Tickle!!
Went to school with Terresa Greene and a lad who's dad's name was Gordon Bennett, I kid ye not!!
Used to work with Mike Hitchen.
There's a woman @ work called Alexis Vegas, now that's a proper pR0n star name if ever I heard one.
[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7909561.stm ]Here[/url] is a BBC article on the subject ...Ceck out the comments especially J Taylors'
There was someone at school called Phil Macheter. 😯
I have to move around for work and as a consequence you get to meet laods of people. I once met a guy called Alan Burke.
Poor blighter. What were his parents thinking of. They had given him a christian name which combined with his sirname would leave him signing anything:-
A. Burke.
I mean, couldn't they have chosen any other name but one that started with an A.
You could tell that going through life with such a name, had effected him.
I once knew a Dave Chicken too. Again, you could tell that he'd just about heard any and every joke you could think of.
S.
Just looked at the BBC page - Loved Jenny Taylor.
On a related subject, the utility company PowerGen have an Italian division. Apparently their website is still under construction: www.powergenitalia.com
I used to work with Roland Butter.
Also C. and P. Nile
oh, and C. Lyons.
Used to work for an American company and one of the top brass who used to visit is from over the pond was called...
Randy Bird.!
Oh how we laughed.
I used to work with Randall ("Randy") Lay and Regina Hairie
Went to Uni with Michael Hunt.
My wife's friend, Kerry, insisted on keeping her maiden name (Taylor) and double-barrelling it to her husband's surname (Oakey) thus becoming Kerry Taylor-Oakey. Can't imagine why, I think Kerry Oakey is a great name!
A doctor, GP in Feltham, who looked after my family (till the 1st time we needed him), was called [b]Satanatan[/b].
Don't have the company address book to hand but some do stick in the memory.
Dozens of Fuchs
Definitely at least one Wayne Kerr and a Richard Head.
My personal favourite has long been Pierrot Tietz. Genuinely.
Last week I had the pleasure of asking a supplier team if they knew Jack Schitt (oh how we laughed 😕 )
[url= http://support.novell.com/techcenter/articles/ana20011102.html ]Check the author of this.[/url]
An Italian guy i know is called Bigus Dickus, he's from Rome.
Guy on local radio round here called Phil McCavity.
We used to leave messages for people to return a phone call to Mr C. Lions, the return number was for edinburgh zoo,, tee hee..
Almost forgot me old muckas Claude Balls & I.P. Nightly,
There's a farm near Gisburn Forest called Cocklick End
And there used to be a gynaecologist at Lancaster Infirmary called Dr Kunte
Oh and a kid at my wife's school was called Lloyd Banks
And I've encountered at least two black girls called Bianca
I used to deliver mail to an Axel A Hellwig. Not a double entendre, just an awesome name. He really should have been a rock star or something with that name, but I don't think that he was.
Used to go to school with Andrew and Peter Nuss - work it out.
Personally I still find it hard to believe that the footballing Neville brothers have dad called..............
Neville!
talking of Pron star names I went out briefly with an american girl called Misty Cox. she and i were 16 so i'm picking she wasn't in the trade just yet.
on of my friends worked with a fella called Keaton Keaton, they referred to him as Keaton squared.
Walsall Council have just got a new Director
Rory Borealis
Imagine being named Tony Blair? And having a friend Steve Norris! They both get preferential treatment booking restaurants, but sometimes they get refused. Quite funny really.
Once had a gf named Theresa Green! 🙂
At work we have.....
Isabelle Ender.
I met a Heather Gardener and a chap called Tom Dick, Whose dad was Richard Dick
our old french teacher was Ms Patrica Nuss.....
my aunt has a pet shop. there used to be a man come in regularly and buy rabbits. he was a magician and had changed his name to 'Happy'. even his credit card said 'Mr X Happy'. brilliant.
Put in some windows for a couple called Alfie and Fanny Batter, i thought it was a wind up, but it wasnt.
I know of a Malaysian urologist called Kok Thong, several Dr Payne's, a couple of real life Dr De'ath's and I used to go to school with a girl called Jenny Taylor.
George Foreman has 10 kids, 5 are boys all named "George" and he even named 1 of the girls "George" and another "Georgina".. Boxxing, eh? 😕
Professionally had to deal with an Emma Royds - it was all I coudl do to remain stoic with that one
Also had a Wee Ming Cok in our phone list - unlilely he would ever relcoate to Glasgow with that name....
My father had dealings with a Nigerian politician called Nathan Banana. I know a Max Power (I would love that one) and a freind has a Chinese colleague called How Hi.
My brother went to school with a kid called Ben Down
Going down the porn star name route, we were all intrigued when I had to go and visit Miss Willow Fox.
Gosh, my colleagues laughed when I came back into the office to advise that "she" wasn't quite what we had been imagining.....
Teacher friend of mine tell of two pupils with a surname of Council and first names of Somerset and Style.
my mum is susan price. she recently married steve bonus, didnt take the double barrel surname, no fun,
Went to Uni with Geoffrey Jeffrey
Had the snip by a Dr Hasty (I kid you not!)
In the graveyard in my village there's a lot of Hole's, except they obviously liked a joke when naming their kids...
Phyllis
Fanny S
I once knew a Richard Stribling. He didn't like being called Dick...
I used to work with a frame factory who were on Dong Ming Road. Quite funny explaining that one.
"you know, like a smelly penis"... oh how they laughed (not).
The Marketing Manager at ABUS is called Axle Rösler.
Joana King!
At my old place the office along the way had Dick Dipper and Reg Chiken working in it.
Current place has a Pinki Cok and a Wayne Kerr.
A friend of mine had a vasectomy by a guy called Richard Chop ..
Its true
http://www.urologyteam.com/our-doctors/dr-richard-chopp.htm
About 15 years ago in Seattle, I met an ex baseball player called Rusty Kuntz
(it's pronounced with an "oo" sound).
He's now first base coach for the Kansas City Royals.
My wife knows a Annette Kirton.
And she knew someone with a surname something like Bognasty and as soon as she could get married she did just for the surname which was quite a jump in this case as it was a Windsor, not one of THE Windsors.
I have a customer - Beverly Hill and another Ann O'dea.
I used to work with a girl called Claire Hu. It was some weeks after arriving in this country that somebody finally told her dad that the reason people kept putting the 'phone down on him was that he was using his title - Dr. and pointed him in the direction of the television.
Italian basketball player called Gregor Fu?ka
Used to speak to a security guard many years ago at a site in Watford called Dick Small. And more recently, have bean dealing with a supplier by the name of Pei Ying.
GhostRider - MemberAn Italian guy i know is called Bigus Dickus, he's from Rome.
Guy on local radio round here called Phil McCavity.
We used to leave messages for people to return a phone call to Mr C. Lions, the return number was for edinburgh zoo,, tee hee..
God, you are truly the funniest person that's ever been on STW. How on Earth do you do it? 🙄
So good of you, to give Monty Python one of their jokes...
Most of these are bullshit. Stolen from other sources. Heard most of them many years ago. Come on people, bit of effort, at least.
Anyone got any that are actually genuine, not just something off tinternet?
I've got a mate called Scottish Kev. Get this (you won't believe it); he's Scottish, and lives in Scotland! How mad is that???
I have delivered post to
T. Caddy
Mr Willy
Our milkman is called - wait for it! - DICK THE MILK
(Well we do live in Wales!)
FFS! That must be illegal!
lad at my school was called Eric Shern.
And somewhere in germany i found a second hand car dealer called Helmut Sucker Autos
the internal mail at the wifes hospital is addressed surname first, an overseas doctor got all his addressed to Acheesay Fanny 😯
Used to work with a guy called Jo King. He was an absolute psycho case and did not take lightly to anyone making fun. There was also Chris Peacock from school.
Oh, and a Spanish guy called Jesus I had to call once. Took a lot of stopping myself laughing when I asked to speak with Jesus.
I worked in Brum yonks ago, where a customer was Ms P.E.Cotton.
Polly Esther Cotton.
I went to school with a Sean Hardon.
Didn't John Peel name all his kids after Liverpool footballers, including the girls?
Tim