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Just seen this on the BBC!

Man steals Venetian Blind...

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-37695164

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Posted : 19/10/2016 8:45 am
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It'll curtains for him when the police catch him

Looks like an open and shut case.

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How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke his eyes out etc etc


 
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How do you stop someone stealing a Venetian blind?

Kick them in the slats.


 
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Was I the only one expecting a thread about Miranda Hart?


 
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it's an open and shut case, once they untangle the string


 
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Of course, if he'd nicked some curtains they could have been swag...


 
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If he was the only person on his street without venetian blinds maybe he was motivated by jalousie


 
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he blindsided the security guards...


 
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They've found a new angle that'll shed more light on things


 
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[url= http://m.independent.ie/irish-news/two-female-pensioners-one-using-a-zimmer-frame-steal-huge-portrait-of-steve-mcqueen-from-belfast-hotel-35136601.html ]similarly daft[/url]

Two female pensioners - one using a Zimmer frame - steal huge portrait of Steve McQueen from Belfast hotel


 
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Two female pensioners - one using a Zimmer frame - steal huge portrait of Steve McQueen from Belfast hotel

The robbery itself was a bit of messy, but they made a great escape.


 
Posted : 19/10/2016 12:29 pm