Just seen this on the BBC!
Man steals Venetian Blind...
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-37695164
😀
It'll curtains for him when the police catch him
Looks like an open and shut case.
etc etc
How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke his eyes out etc etc
How do you stop someone stealing a Venetian blind?
Kick them in the slats.
Was I the only one expecting a thread about Miranda Hart?
it's an open and shut case, once they untangle the string
Of course, if he'd nicked some curtains they could have been swag...
If he was the only person on his street without venetian blinds maybe he was motivated by jalousie
he blindsided the security guards...
They've found a new angle that'll shed more light on things
🙂
[url= http://m.independent.ie/irish-news/two-female-pensioners-one-using-a-zimmer-frame-steal-huge-portrait-of-steve-mcqueen-from-belfast-hotel-35136601.html ]similarly daft[/url]
Two female pensioners - one using a Zimmer frame - steal huge portrait of Steve McQueen from Belfast hotel
Two female pensioners - one using a Zimmer frame - steal huge portrait of Steve McQueen from Belfast hotel
The robbery itself was a bit of messy, but they made a great escape.
