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Dontcha just love coffee threads on here???????
toby1 - Member
Coffee - should be reserved for after meals, drunk black, preferrably espresso and ideally no sugar. If you are going to drink something that tastes like dirt at least drink a small stongly flavoured version of it, not a pot of p!ss warm milkly rubbish!
In the politest way possible, please go fornicate with yourself.
I'll drink what I want, when I want thanks.
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Used to be an amazing indie coffee shop a few doors down. Real head-turning 'brain leap sideways' when you took in some espresso.
Plus the girls were mint. Remember the last time you saw a cute Barista in costa/nero or starmuck?
*Pret spitalfields manchester excluded
Ha, ha - hora frequents and abreviates 'Pret'.
*Kicks hora in the stones and runs off*
Watch you don't trip over your pretentious scarf there luvvy......
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Pret is now mcdonalds's biatch isn't it??
The barista who made my last cup of cafe coffee is just finishing up her Ph.D. thesis about coffee.
It was £2 for a mug. (She sells coffee and tea by the mug or cup, because we're not in Italy.)
In the politest way possible, please go fornicate with yourself.
That would be go and get sexual acquaintances with yourself.
The barista who made my last cup of cafe coffee is just finishing up her Ph.D. thesis about coffee.It was £2 for a mug. (She sells coffee and tea by the mug or cup, because we're not in Italy.)
Unlike most people studying for a Ph.D at least she won't be overqualified and unemployable when she's finished as she can carry on serving coffee, instead of getting a job in Macdonalds like all the others 🙂
The barista
means **** all,
Americano - water first, espresso on top.