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How would Chuck Norris see in the New Year?
I've no idea myself but I could do with knowing 😉
Yes, I'm not going out tonight and the Guinness has started.
He wouldn't see the New Year, the New Year would see him 🙄
He'd beat it into the middle of the following year
he'll be sitting with my M-I-L having a wee cup of tea, laughing how she wound me up all bl**dy christmas
he would see it in the splits position,meditating atop the rockies,although that's just my guess 😉
roundhouse kick to knock January, February, March, April and May out of the way and move straight to summer.
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Nice one Phil PMSL
He'd go out for a ride on his bike, but as his pedal strokes are that powerful he'd slow down the Earth's rotation making each day of Phil's M.I.L visit last a year.
The Chinese invented their own New Year because they were frightened what Chuck Norris might do to the "normal" New Year.