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My friend is setting himself up as a handyman with a sign written van and would like a catchy name to display.

Anyone got any humourous ideas?


 
Posted : 30/01/2010 3:22 pm
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Singh and son
you tried the cowboys now try the indians


 
Posted : 30/01/2010 3:24 pm
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Bodge-it & Scarper


 
Posted : 30/01/2010 3:30 pm
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Anything as long as it doesn't say "handyman". It suggests he's only ok at a lot of things (even if he's brilliant at everything).


 
Posted : 30/01/2010 3:33 pm
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A friend of a friend is a dutchman named Wim. He is a builder with a few employees, does anything from front garden walls to roofing and extensions. Calls his company 'Wim'll fix it.' ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 30/01/2010 3:36 pm
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bing bang bosh (!? perhaps not)

or he could risk the wrath of Disney and go for 'Handy Manny' (and borrow a few graphics)


 
Posted : 30/01/2010 4:05 pm
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Hammer Time


 
Posted : 30/01/2010 4:16 pm
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Posted : 30/01/2010 4:49 pm
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ummmm bad colourful language.!


 
Posted : 30/01/2010 4:57 pm
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@Boardin bob

Superb, that was in FHM years ago still makes me laugh ๐Ÿ˜›


 
Posted : 30/01/2010 5:07 pm
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"Hire A Hubby"


 
Posted : 30/01/2010 5:47 pm
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this one is comedy, but true.

Builder in Hastings- wait for it....

William the concretor..

if you wnat witty suggestion it might help if you give us his name and full range of intended services on offer.


 
Posted : 30/01/2010 6:39 pm
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How about the tagline "You can watch while I screw"?


 
Posted : 30/01/2010 6:45 pm
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Well as a spammer brought this thread back from the dead

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Posted : 10/08/2011 3:20 pm
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I had "Tony the Tiler" do some tiling for me.


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 3:48 pm
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"Bob the Builder"

I'llgetmecoat..


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 3:50 pm
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Saw this on a van in town yesterday; Grand Dads Shed ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 4:01 pm
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Andy Mann


 
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Paul Mycock....plumbing services


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 5:00 pm
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"just nipping down to the yard love, I'll be back in half an hour, honest, Ltd"

It has an honest ring about it


 
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"A man who Can"

Hey, I know.....


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 5:37 pm
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Mr Fix It


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 5:40 pm
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Hire a Husband on a pink van this morning on the way to work.


 
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Amanin Ltd

Hate DIY? Get Amanin.

Or

Spam Spam Spam Spam


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 6:46 pm
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There's a plumbers van I used to see when i lived in Southampton with B.J.Champion on the side.


 
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