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Hi there im just asking about carver boards if anyone knows anything about them and links to good ones/ kinda cheap ones.
I smell pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, sugar, and sodium nitrite as a preservative.
im talking about skateboards
Do you mean Carve boards?
tarmac hurts. really hurts.
I'm assuming you mean Carr's boards, a selection of fine crackers to be consumed with an assortment of cheese on the same board.
If that is the case, can I recommend the 500g 'selection' with either a nice chilled white wine, or coke and hookers.
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They're unavailable in sainsburys at present apparently, but morrisons do a budget 500g version for a pound.
Hope that helps.
What do you want to carve on this board, something artistic?
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They're unavailable in sainsburys at present apparently, but morrisons do a budget 500g version for a pound.
Ahh, but - only Carrs put crack in crackers.
Op.
Just saw some in Harrods. Go in, ask for Steve, and tell them Dave sent you.