Best mondegreen ever?
'Scuze me while I kiss this guy....
Ken Lee, tolibu dibu douchoo
Also, bonus magnets
Roddy Doyle! Roddy Doyle! Roddy Doyle!
shifting up my boobs, going back to my roots.
Making love with his eagle.
“Piss all over the table.. she’s just a devil woman with evil in her eyes”
The prophet stared at his crystal ball..
Hold me closer Tony Danza
Tonight,
I sellotape my glove to you.
It's a hard egg.
Nothing's but a hard egg.
“A year has passed since I broke my nose
I should have known this right from the start”
Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" starts off in an East Lancashire cinema.
"At home at, Darwen pictures."
And ABBA's Super Trouper starts similarly salubriously:
"I was sick and tired of everything,
when I called you last night from Tesco."
Sue Lawley
no matter how many times I listen to this, this is all I ever hear.
“Bill oddie, bill oddie, put your hands all over my body”
[i]I can see you
Your breasts keep shining in the sun[/i]
Arsene Wenger! Lion King theme
Tears for fears -
zoing the seeds of love. Classic.
Oh oh and I'm also into cats - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10
Is that a stool pigeon?
You're halfway there ... 🙂
Tonight,
I sellotape my glove to you.
This is my new favourite 😁
It's a long way to the top if you wanna sausage roll.
‘Scuze me while I kiss this guy….
I once used this as a headline on a story about Jimi faking homosexuality to get out of military service. Made it into Press Gazette and everything.
😀
And I now have Iron Maiden as an earworm.
🙁
Is it the look in your eyes or is it these dancing Jews
Cliiiiiiimb every woman....
Chaka Khan.
Like a Cilla Black fan on bike....
I didn't know Madona had a lisp until she sang about a "leper cwossing".....
Don't drink goat's milk, what do you do?
You’re halfway there
Oh, well played, yes.
I butter my shoes and I’m ready for the weekend
we make love in a femidom- sister sledge we are family
"we make love in a femidom- sister sledge we are family"
I literally don't even know what this is supposed to be if it doesn't say this! It has always been 'femidom' to me lol
There’s a bathroom on the right
Bad moon rising
Smack my picture.
No matter what we brie
We still are made of cheese
This is my singledom
This is my singledom
When you pull my ears
Look into my eyes
Incidentally,
I'd never heard the term "mondegreen" until today, so thanks for that. Every day's a school day.
The etymology is glorious. in 1954, writing about how as a girl she had misheard the lyric "...and laid him on the green" in a Scottish ballad as "...and Lady Mondegreen".
Like a nine stone cowboy adeet dee😁!
No, but you can have canapes with them.
Oh, it appears I can't have accented characters.